Description: This one is for my fellow ostomates! Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band! Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!

Description: This one is for my fellow ostomates! Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band! Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!

Description: This one is for my fellow ostomates! Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band! Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!

Description: This one is for my fellow ostomates! Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band! Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!

Description: In the depths of the Wizard's Tomb you find an alter with a creepy skull glowing with neon green energy. It calls to you. Roll a wisdom saving throw

Description: While delving deep into the Dungeon of Arlo: The Ancient & Insane you come across a magical looking tome. It is a magical book of illusions & spells, an anthology of works by several authors. This book is in poor condition, ink stains obscure a fair amount of the pages and blood or some kind of dipping sauce obscure many more. (Who eats at a reading table?! ) You read a random passage and as the words leave your lips the cover of the ancient tome begins to glow... Reading is pretty fun.

Description: If you this sword slays you, it owns you.

Description: Forged from the bones of the devout, this sword can only be controlled by the most unholy of warriors.

Description: "You cannot kill me in a way that matters."

Description: Where will this blade land? There's no way to tell, but on the upside, the enemy won't know either...

Description: The cold steal handles of these twin obsidian axes are warm compared to your icy heart while in the thick of the battle. You've not yet found an enemy you are unable to slay with these dark & dangerous beauties.

Description: Crafted by Elven Druids, imbued with magical/divine runes by Dwarven Clerics, this hammer has the might for all your undead slaying needs!

Description: One of these weapons will bond with you, one will prey on you, & one will betray you. Choose Wisely.

Description: A steady aim is all you have to depend on...

Description: After a long adventure, delving into dungeons deep, heroes of all sizes, shapes, and statures always need to kick back with a cool refreshing pint of dwarven ale! Drink up! And celebrate 20's rolled and treasures plundered!

Description: Bruh! the Catgirl Barbarian always has her axe on the ready, even when she doesn't have her pants on the ready...

Description: I cast a spell on you...

Description: For the Orcs, battle is the ultimate aphrodisiac. The Warrior Queen is pleased with your performance in battle and has requested you be brought before her. This will prove to be as potentially deadly an event as the battle itself... possibly more deadly.

Description: The Dryad are magical forest nymphs, like faeries, who inhabit trees. They are the guardians of the trees and forests and are as deadly as they are enchanting.

Description: Two of my all time favorite fantasy creatures are the Jackalope and the Unicorn. I'm pretty excited to live in a time where those creatures are finally getting their due. Enjoy.

Description: Harness the awesome powers of the Majestic Jackalope!* *Awesome Jackalope Powers TM not guaranteed.*

Description: Two of my all time favorite fantasy creatures are the Jackalope and the Unicorn. I'm pretty excited to live in a time where those creatures are finally getting their due. Enjoy.

Description: Two of my all time favorite fantasy creatures are the Jackalope and the Unicorn. I'm pretty excited to live in a time where those creatures are finally getting their due. Enjoy.

Description: Slap this design on your stuff to harness the awesome powers of the Mighty Unicorn!* | *Awesome Unicorn Powers TM not guaranteed.*

Description: Two of my all time favorite fantasy creatures are the Unicorn and the Jackalope. I'm pretty excited to live in a time where those creatures are finally getting their due. Enjoy.

Description: Just an illustration of a device.

Description: Just an illustration of a device.

Description: Move along...

Description: You can feel safe and secure knowing this CCTV camera design is on you at all times, watching everything you do... but who does it report back to?

Description: Listen to Dog Mom, she only wants what's best for you! BE A GOOD BOY!

Description: This is based on a sketch I did for Drawlloween 2015. The theme that day was eyeballs.

Description: The perfect Zen of dinner and dessert. MMMMMM.

Description: It... was fine.. I've had better. I don't think it was worth the price, the lettuce was real wilted, and I asked for no pickles but it looked like they put EXTRA pickles on it. Also it kept scowling at me.

Description: Mmmm These beans have a bit of a kick to em! Get me a glass of milk to cool my mouth! I got a case of BEAN FEVER from there thar SPICY BEANS!

Description: You know you're about to be 'Fansplained' something when you hear this phrase, cut them off before they have a chance to start with their jabber with this rad-ass shirt!

Description: The only thing that can stop a good guy... no wait... the only thing that can stop a good.. no bad gun... GUY. A BAD. GUN. GUY. Let me start over. The only thing that can stop a good bad guy is a gun good... bad. Shit. Here's a shirt with a gun joke on it. #MarchForOurLives #EndGunViolence #NeverAgain