Witty Phrase Merch

Show your witty sense of humor with this new design or give it to someone as the new design.

"A Penny For Your Thought Seems A little Pricey" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing.

Dark color T-Shirt with edgy and witty quote "no one cares"

Inspire positivity with this great design. This unique design will ensure you get compliments after compliments. Be recognized for your creative gift-giving skills with this unique design. Be that cool friend, brother, sister, uncle, auntie, mother, or father, and gift that special someone something they will love.

Nap like a boss.

Save A Horse Ride A Cowgirl

Witty sarcastic quote

I'm Not Anti-Social I'm Just Not User Friendly

This t-shirt cuts right to the chase.

Reading Lover's Tee! 📖 Are you a certified bookworm? Unleash your passion for reading with our exclusive "funny tees " T-shirt! Perfect for every literary enthusiast, this tee is not just an outfit; it's a statement about your passion for the written word. Ready to redefine your style and showcase your passion for reading? Click "Add to Cart" now and let the world know that the journey has begun – one chapter at a time!

All the cool t-shirt phrases you need, covered with one placeholder.

A witty, sassy and hilarious pun of the six feet social distancing rule that will definitely make you the God of humor in your group. Get it now and show that sass ;)

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Blink Monday - funny print

"I Say Inappropriate Things" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

Save A Horse Ride A Cowgirl

I'm against animal abuse but I really want to slap the poop out of you. Sarcastic typography design perfect for anyone with a short temper and a humorous attitude. It's also a great idea as a gift for that grumpy friend of yours who also love pets.

"I Cannot Brain Today I Has The Dumb" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

Not everyone knows where they are going.

If you love TAKOYAKI as much as we do, you’ll love this shirt! It also acts as a great conversation starter… one of our favorite Japanese brain teasers is to ask Japanese people why takoyaki is only made with octopus (tako), and not any other kind of food… ask them, “wouldn’t it also be great with chicken, or beef inside?” No one knows why it is only tako… but it’s still delicious!

I Find You Lack Of Logic Disturbing Sarcastic

"0 Days Without Sarcasm" Funny shirt to wear. Perfect as a gift.

"I Don't Play Well With Stupid People" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

Funny humor with an updated evolution theory design from an original idea based on speculation

Send nukes

Maybe Later Cute Cat Sleep Design, T-shirt Gift Idea For Sloth lovers

Yup, it happens

Pasture bedtime, witty sayings. Cute cow reclining on a bed in a pasture. Pun, play on words, irony, humor.

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make them few times more, just to be sure." Fun text art with various fonts, adorned with a bouquet of pink flowers above and below.

funny quote of introvert

RAMEN! Ramen is to Japanese people like Pizza is to Americans, awesome! So many kinds, so many styles and toppings… everyone has their favorite ramen shop… wear this shirt and you’ll most likely get lots of recommendations! Get eating with this great shirt!

Be quiet

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A great design for everyone who loves humor and sarcasm. Like The Sound You Make When You Shut Up. The perfect birthday or Christmas present for every man and woman.

I would slap you but I don't want to get poop on my hands. Sarcastic typography design perfect for anyone with a short temper and a humorous attitude. It's also a great idea as a gift for that grumpy friend full of sarcasm and humor.

I have no idea what I'm doing - funny print