Absurd Kids T-Shirts

Weird Bunny Brain.

Beckett Soup

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just eaten waffles or am on my way to get waffles." Breakfast in America; dessert in Australia; yeasted in Belgium; delicious everywhere. You're never more than 10 min away from waffles.

Grotesque #54 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Sartre quote: Like all dreamers I confuse disenchantment with truth

Grotesque #55 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Grotesque #42 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Grotesque #100 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Every Living Thing Dies Alone

Laugh & Delight in the Absurdity that is reality!

Grotesque #5 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Grotesque #73 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Grotesque #69 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Grotesque #83 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Grotesque #92 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

"You can't land on the moon and say, 'Ooh, it's all sticky, it's covered in jam.'" The inimitable Eddie Izzard on her Dress to Kill tour with classic absurdist humor; not just for astronauts. Variations available including cartoon versions.

Grotesque #91 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Grotesque #53 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Grotesque #9 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

Grotesque #78 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Grotesque #52 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Grotesque #72 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

An axolotl fighter with a rainbow sword

Blood Sweat Tears Rinse and Repeat

Albert Camus inspired design.

psychedelic mix

Grotesque #62 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

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Bellows Leg Man - The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel

Philosopher Portrait.

Step into the surreal world of our '9 AM PIZZA' tee, a funny and ironic masterpiece that captures the essence of Goblin Mode, Nihilist humor, and the wild aftermath of a legendary night. With an alien in a spaceship munching on pizza at dawn, this hipster statement shirt embraces the absurdity of life. Here's a darkly humorous fact: Studies show that pizza is one of the top comfort foods, proving that even aliens find solace in a slice after a wild night of intergalactic partying!

Grotesque #96 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

Grotesque #74 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.