Absurd Merch
Albert Camus Absurd (colored) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by theladylabyrinthe
$16 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Make it make sense." Because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane. WTF is going on? Can you explain it to me?
"Make it make sense." in plain white letters - cos this is truly the stupidest timeline Pillow
by TheBestWords
$23 $28
At This Point, If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods, I’d Just Go Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by kaden.nysti
$13 $19
Description: Grotesque #45 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.
Grotesque #45 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) Pin
by n23tees
$2.75 $3.25
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.
"At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." in plain white letters - nothing left to lose Magnet
by TheBestWords
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Perfect for Taskmaster fans who adore the glorious absurdity of Mike Wozniak’s legendary Series 11 outburst. This tee features the unforgettable line: “It’s an absolute casserole down there.” Whether you’re a die-hard Taskmaster fan, a Mike Wozniak enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates a perfectly unhinged British comedy moment, this shirt delivers. Wear it to game night, watch parties, or anywhere you want people to ask: “Wait—WHAT KIND OF CASSEROLE??”
“Absolute Casserole Down There” — Mike Wozniak Taskmaster Quote Tee Magnet
by JP Studio
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised". Some of us are literal. And we have teeth. Just stay away.
"don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised" in plain white letters Sticker
by TheBestWords
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Oscar Wilde portrait art and quote: It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Oscar Wilde and Bosie Douglas portrait and quote: “It is absurd to divide people into good and bad...” Kids Hoodie
by artbleed2
$28 $36
Description: No, that's not a typo at the end of your email - "please hesitate to contact me". I hope this email finds you. Or not. Just leave me alone; we're all exhausted.
"please hesitate to contact me" in plain white letters, cos leave me alone Bag
by TheBestWords
$19 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Please save your questions until the end." The end of the day? The end of the universe? Only you get to decide but basically, no questions. Leave me alone.
Please save your questions until the end (white typewriter text) Hat
by PlanetSnark
$12 $19
At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go Tank Top
by ciyoriy
$16 $21
Sartre quote:Like all dreamers I confuse disenchantment with truth. T-Shirt
by artbleed2
$16 $24
Description: Oscar Wilde portrait art and quote: It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Oscar Wilde and Bosie Douglas portrait and quote: “It is absurd to divide people into good and bad...” Baseball T-Shirt
by artbleed2
$19 $26
Description: Grotesque #77 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.
Grotesque #77 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) Socks
by n23tees
$14 $20