Deadpan Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "a bit sweary". Whether the air around you is constantly blue, people liken you to a sailor, or you just like the odd cuss word, maybe give people a heads-up. For the mildly profane.
"a bit sweary" in plain white letters - because profanity is the way Phone Case
by TheBestWords
$17 $23
Description: Current mental state: 100% exhausted, 0% thoughts. The ultimate deadpan cat face for students, programmers, and tired office workers.
Funny Exhausted Purple Cat Deadpan Mood Phone Case
by KidGeneration_TK
$17 $23
Description: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am out of bed. I have better things do, like nap.
Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am out of bed. Phone Case
by Chestify
$17 $23
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.
"I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." in plain white letters - when your patience is tested Phone Case
by TheBestWords
$17 $23
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised". Some of us are literal. And we have teeth. Just stay away.
"don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised" in plain white letters Phone Case
by TheBestWords
$17 $23
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Make it make sense." Because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane. WTF is going on? Can you explain it to me?
"Make it make sense." in plain white letters - cos this is truly the stupidest timeline Phone Case
by TheBestWords
$17 $23
Description: No, that's not a typo at the end of your email - "please hesitate to contact me". I hope this email finds you. Or not. Just leave me alone; we're all exhausted.
"please hesitate to contact me" in plain white letters, cos leave me alone Phone Case
by TheBestWords
$17 $23
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.
"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely Phone Case
by TheBestWords
$17 $23
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.
"At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." in plain white letters - nothing left to lose Phone Case
by TheBestWords
$17 $23
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Artificial Intelligence: Not as great a threat as natural stupidity." Yeah. People are stupid which is why we can't have nice things. Like democracy.
"Artificial Intelligence: Not as great a threat as natural stupidity." in plain white letters - we'll be our own downfall Phone Case
by TheBestWords
$17 $23
Description: Keep everyone guessing with this hilarious Why Would I Deceive You? Shirt printed in clean, distressed vintage typewriter lettering. A great gift for fans of dry sarcasm, tabletop bluffing games, and deadpan one-liners, this Shirt pairs minimalist style with high contrast.
(ON BACK) Why Would I Deceive You Funny Deadpan Typewriter Quote Phone Case
by Doghogart
$17 $23
Description: Keep everyone guessing with this hilarious Why Would I Deceive You? Shirt printed in clean, distressed vintage typewriter lettering. A great gift for fans of dry sarcasm, tabletop bluffing games, and deadpan one-liners, this Shirt pairs minimalist style with high contrast.
Why Would I Deceive You Funny Deadpan Typewriter Quote Phone Case
by D firaLand
$17 $23
Emotional Support Fish Deadpan Goldfish Phone Case
by Tiny Meadow Club
$17 $23
Description: Word of the day (everyday), say what you're thinking without saying a word. Great for introverts, mood gremlins, and anti-small-talk warriors.
Antisocial I Hate People (Classic Misanthrope) Phone Case
by Seven Bears Designs
$17 $23
Description: A deadpan NYC Pizza Rat with a straight-faced attitude, red cap and subway reflections in his shades. A gritty retro graphic inspired by New York subway culture, underground street style and the city's legendary Pizza Rat.
Pizza Rat NYC Subway Deadpan Vintage Streetwear Phone Case
by MayaDelaye
$17 $23
Description: A white "NON" gives way to a heavy red "ESSENTIAL." in a split-word headline that flips the meaning of the word with a single color change. Blunt, dry and built for anyone who suspects the org chart has them down as optional. A fun pick for office veterans, middle managers, cubicle dwellers and fans of dark workplace humor.
Nonessential Split Word Typography Dark Corporate Satire Deadpan Office Humor Phone Case
by Fisheyed Graphics
$17 $23
This is my Second Rodeo | Not a noob anymore Phone Case
by anycolordesigns
$17 $23
Description: A heavy white "ROUNDING" meets a stark red "ERROR." in a punchy two-tone headline that treats a person as a decimal nobody will miss. Dry, dark and built for anyone who has ever watched their contribution vanish into a spreadsheet footnote. A fun pick for accountants, analysts, finance teams, data nerds and fans of deadpan numbers humor.
Rounding Error Dark Corporate Satire Typography Deadpan Accounting Humor Red White Phone Case
by Fisheyed Graphics
$17 $23
Description: Hilarious deadpan selfie of an unimpressed tabby cat stuffed into a colorful oversized knitted reindeer holiday sweater by the decorated Christmas tree.
Cat in Ugly Christmas Sweater Funny Deadpan Selfie Phone Case
by Fukilicky
$17 $23
Description: Jan. 1851: Russian author Leo Tolstoy confides to his diary that he'd fallen in love at a party, and then as an afterthought - "Bought a horse which I don't need at all." Ah yes, unnecessary horse; who hasn't been there?! Style variations available.
Obscure literary quotes: Leo Tolstoy's unnecessary horse (black handwriting on parchment) Phone Case
by Ofeefee
$17 $23
Description: Simon is tangled in colorful Christmas lights with a deadpan stare. The Gurren Lagann hero wears a Santa outfit and red goggles. A star topper and chibi styling add dry holiday comedy.
Simon Gurren Lagann Christmas Tangled Lights Deadpan Phone Case
by UncleSam Apparel
$17 $23
Description: "LOW" in stark white capitals leads into a heavy red "PRIORITY." that reads like a verdict stamped on a ticket. Dry, deadpan and built for anyone who has ever sat at the bottom of someone else's to-do list. A fun pick for project managers, support desk veterans, overworked teams and fans of dark office humor.
Low Priority Dark Corporate Satire Typography Deadpan Office Humor Red and White Phone Case
by Fisheyed Graphics
$17 $23
Description: A deadpan black cat grips a bloodstained knife before a purple moon, with bats, bare branches, and questioning lettering below.
Deadpan Cat Beneath the Lavender Moon Phone Case
by BURRITO BREATH WORKS
$17 $23
Description: UNACCOUNTABLE. No explanations, no apologies, no responsibility accepted. A short, deadpan statement for people who prefer to stay out of trouble and firmly outside the chain of accountability.
Unaccountable — Sarcastic Deadpan Statement Phone Case
by cranky store
$17 $23
Description: A rumpled bed and half-finished water glass sit beside a sticky note listing 2027 resolutions: drink water, avoid drama, lower expectations. Dry, honest, and refreshingly unambitious, this design speaks for anyone just trying to survive the new year.
Low-Bar Resolution Design – Notes App Chic New Year Art Phone Case
by Luminari Creations
$17 $23
