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ALL HAT NO CATTLE in plain black letters - when you have a 10 gallon hat but only a 5 gallon head Tank Top

Sarcastic Tank Top

designed and sold by  TheBestWords

Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

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100% combed ringspun cotton. Unisex sizing and loose drape design for relaxed fit. Heather is a cotton/poly blend Learn More

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