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Description: "Fukushima Syria Cyrus" You see when society's pre-teen Disney princess has ripened and begun to twerk it is always followed by great declarations of our mighty prowess and thunderous chest beatings. We then must create war in a place of great strategic and economic interest in order to prepare for next years harvest. For you see when the maiden twerks we are a proud and mighty people and our great Eagle thirsts for blood and accommodation. This is the way it has been since the first times! We must not question this, for it will endanger the walls of this empire we've built. Perhaps in order to appease the Al-Assad we send not one, but TWO fair maidens, the Miley and the Bieber. They can be sent to twerk in the presence of terrifying ...
Description: A slow loris taking a slow stroll through the surreal version of Denver. This painting was inspired by watching all these adorable videos of slow lorises being stroked and petted ever so gently as they hold tiny umbrellas. And the background is a variation of a picture of a parking lot in Denver Colorado that I took. This painting was also completed at a time when I was looking for a slightly new approach to backgrounds. So as you can tell I was experimenting a bit. #artJWB #SlowStrollLoris #JacobWayneBryner
Description: The Hipsterlopithecus ([hip-ster] Greek πίθηκος pithekos "ape")), previously called the emo and less often, the burn out or trust fund hippy, is a great ape and one of the species making up the genus Derp; the others are Pan indierocktipus, or the common “indie rock” listener from Utah. Although the name "Hipster" is sometimes used to refer to both species together. It is distinguished by relatively long spindly legs, pencil thin mustaches, ironic thick rimmed glasses and a fluorescently colored beanie-tuft throughout adulthood. and sometimes sarcastically parted hair on its head. The Hipster is found in and around cities or any suburban sprawl in the counter-culture part of the area. The species is omnivorous, yet sometimes they wil...
Description: 20x16 acrylic on streched canvas "Apparently before Jed had left us He wrote some poems Wrote them for no one But I'll guess I'll show them Here's one of Jed's poems You said I'd wake up Dead drunk, alone in the park I called you a liar But how right you were Air conditioned TV land, twenty grand walk to the bank The shakes from the night before Staring at the tiki floor High school, wedding ring keys Are under the mats Of all of the houses here But not the motels I try to sing in funny like Beck, but it's bringing me down Lower than ground Beautiful ground Beautiful ground Test tones and failed Clones and odd parts made you" - Jason Lytle
Description: This particular piece was very cathartic when I pieced it together. It was after a long run of pet portraits and political paintings so it was nice to kind of just let the creative process take over. It’s basically a few of my favorite things thrown together. 70s fashion photography, penwork, big red circle ?, decoupage, and a Dilophosaurus. I drew the Dino in a style that I really enjoy which is looking at a source image but not looking down at the canvas. Just trusting your hand to go where it goes. After that the tail and the rest of the painting was just a painterly dream. It was initially going to be called “FIERCE” but I liked the tag “my soulmate 93’. It just sort of popped into my head and it stuck. The 93 is in referen...
Description: "Fukushima Syria Cyrus" You see when society's pre-teen Disney princess has ripened and begun to twerk it is always followed by great declarations of our mighty prowess and thunderous chest beatings. We then must create war in a place of great strategic and economic interest in order to prepare for next years harvest. For you see when the maiden twerks we are a proud and mighty people and our great Eagle thirsts for blood and accommodation. This is the way it has been since the first times! We must not question this, for it will endanger the walls of this empire we've built. Perhaps in order to appease the Al-Assad we send not one, but TWO fair maidens, the Miley and the Bieber. They can be sent to twerk in the presence of terrifying ...
Description: Temperance is the remixing of life, accepting the dead into the underworld, into the blessed lands, and deciding what to send back into the fray. Every atom in our bodies has passed through thousands of forms, and will pass through thousands more. Temperance reminds us of our connection to the greater forces. #TemperanceXIV #artJWB #JacobWayneBryner Others say that the vessels in the Angel�s hands represent the Golden Crucible of Taoism; the vessel that contains eternal life. Others say it is representative of the head feeding the stomach; unification of the physical and spiritual needs.
Description: The Hipsterlopithecus ([hip-ster] Greek πίθηκος pithekos "ape")), previously called the emo and less often, the burn out or trust fund hippy, is a great ape and one of the species making up the genus Derp; the others are Pan indierocktipus, or the common “indie rock” listener from Utah. Although the name "Hipster" is sometimes used to refer to both species together. It is distinguished by relatively long spindly legs, pencil thin mustaches, ironic thick rimmed glasses and a fluorescently colored beanie-tuft throughout adulthood. and sometimes sarcastically parted hair on its head. The Hipster is found in and around cities or any suburban sprawl in the counter-culture part of the area. The species is omnivorous, yet sometimes they wil...
Description: It was certainly frustrating and exciting only painting with a spoon ?. Near the end though I was getting glimpses of texture I’m not sure I’ve produced before which kept me going all day yesterday. I debated about switching to a brush for the rainbow petaled tears but by that point I decided to take one word out of that famous Matrix line but say it to myself with the same zen like conviction,.. “There is spoon” #artJWB #LaMaquinaQueOye
