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Description: "Fukushima Syria Cyrus" You see when society's pre-teen Disney princess has ripened and begun to twerk it is always followed by great declarations of our mighty prowess and thunderous chest beatings. We then must create war in a place of great strategic and economic interest in order to prepare for next years harvest. For you see when the maiden twerks we are a proud and mighty people and our great Eagle thirsts for blood and accommodation. This is the way it has been since the first times! We must not question this, for it will endanger the walls of this empire we've built. Perhaps in order to appease the Al-Assad we send not one, but TWO fair maidens, the Miley and the Bieber. They can be sent to twerk in the presence of terrifying ...
Description: A slow loris taking a slow stroll through the surreal version of Denver. This painting was inspired by watching all these adorable videos of slow lorises being stroked and petted ever so gently as they hold tiny umbrellas. And the background is a variation of a picture of a parking lot in Denver Colorado that I took. This painting was also completed at a time when I was looking for a slightly new approach to backgrounds. So as you can tell I was experimenting a bit. #artJWB #SlowStrollLoris #JacobWayneBryner
Description: The Hipsterlopithecus ([hip-ster] Greek πίθηκος pithekos "ape")), previously called the emo and less often, the burn out or trust fund hippy, is a great ape and one of the species making up the genus Derp; the others are Pan indierocktipus, or the common “indie rock” listener from Utah. Although the name "Hipster" is sometimes used to refer to both species together. It is distinguished by relatively long spindly legs, pencil thin mustaches, ironic thick rimmed glasses and a fluorescently colored beanie-tuft throughout adulthood. and sometimes sarcastically parted hair on its head. The Hipster is found in and around cities or any suburban sprawl in the counter-culture part of the area. The species is omnivorous, yet sometimes they wil...
Description: Temperance is the remixing of life, accepting the dead into the underworld, into the blessed lands, and deciding what to send back into the fray. Every atom in our bodies has passed through thousands of forms, and will pass through thousands more. Temperance reminds us of our connection to the greater forces. #TemperanceXIV #artJWB #JacobWayneBryner Others say that the vessels in the Angel�s hands represent the Golden Crucible of Taoism; the vessel that contains eternal life. Others say it is representative of the head feeding the stomach; unification of the physical and spiritual needs.
Description: The Hipsterlopithecus ([hip-ster] Greek πίθηκος pithekos "ape")), previously called the emo and less often, the burn out or trust fund hippy, is a great ape and one of the species making up the genus Derp; the others are Pan indierocktipus, or the common “indie rock” listener from Utah. Although the name "Hipster" is sometimes used to refer to both species together. It is distinguished by relatively long spindly legs, pencil thin mustaches, ironic thick rimmed glasses and a fluorescently colored beanie-tuft throughout adulthood. and sometimes sarcastically parted hair on its head. The Hipster is found in and around cities or any suburban sprawl in the counter-culture part of the area. The species is omnivorous, yet sometimes they wil...
Description: It was certainly frustrating and exciting only painting with a spoon ?. Near the end though I was getting glimpses of texture I’m not sure I’ve produced before which kept me going all day yesterday. I debated about switching to a brush for the rainbow petaled tears but by that point I decided to take one word out of that famous Matrix line but say it to myself with the same zen like conviction,.. “There is spoon” #artJWB #LaMaquinaQueOye
Description: A slow loris taking a slow stroll through the surreal version of Denver. This painting was inspired by watching all these adorable videos of slow lorises being stroked and petted ever so gently as they hold tiny umbrellas. And the background is a variation of a picture of a parking lot in Denver Colorado that I took. This painting was also completed at a time when I was looking for a slightly new approach to backgrounds. So as you can tell I was experimenting a bit. #artJWB #SlowStrollLoris #JacobWayneBryner
Description: 30x20 on foam canvas A painting in an attempt to remove all faces. Not my strong suit, but I'm looking to get a few more paintings done that could potentially branch out to some people that get freaked out by red veins in eyes, and sinister eye brows ya know? a weird abstract futuristic flowerscape? #artJWB #UniversumBlumen
