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Indigenous artist and dilettante. No good vibes. Shirts based off ideas that briefly enter my dumb head
New Mexico

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We cooked or no? Card
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Description: Chat...

Tags: american, american flag, country, flag, patriotic

We cooked or no? Card

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icekys Card
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Description: When you need to let someone know that they need to make a serious life change. iykyk, and they will as well.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist

icekys Card

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F Ice, censored Card
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Description: When the only thing missing is U! A less-explicit version of the original.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist

F Ice, censored Card

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F ice - explicit Card
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Description: When you absolutely cannot compromise and need it said as plainly as possible.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist

F ice - explicit Card

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Radical! Card

Description: Whether it's partial, total, or radical, it's all rad, ladies. Like a nurse said to my wife recently- "Hell yes, sister. Rip out the nursery and keep the playground!"

Tags: cool, endometriosis, fibroids, rad, radical

Radical! Card

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Backpacking to heck Card
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Description: This is a real part of an article title about making the 'baja blast pie.'

Tags: backpacker, backpacking, baja, baja blast, christianity

Backpacking to heck Card

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Pueblo Revolt Card
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Description: Happy Indigenous Peoples day. May your enemies be driven from your lands.

Tags: christian, god, indian, native, native american

Pueblo Revolt Card

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tell your dog I said yá'át'ééh - dark text Card
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Description: Have you told your dog yá'át'ééh in a light shirt with dark text today?

Tags: animal, animals, desert, dine, dog

tell your dog I said yá'át'ééh - dark text Card

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tell your dog i said  yá'át'ééh - light text Card
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Description: Have YOU told your dog yá'át'ééh today?

Tags: animals, desert, dine, dog, dog lover

tell your dog i said yá'át'ééh - light text Card

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Drugs not pugs Card
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Description: Yes, of course I read the design brief. I just forgot which word went first. Probably because of the drugs.

Tags: animals, anti drug, dog, dogs, drugs

Drugs not pugs Card

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1979 Albuquerque Mutilation Conference! Card
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Description: Cattle mutilation and brisket bonanza! On the date, at the location on the shirt, there was a senator-led conference to try to investigate a rash of cattle mutilations in the state. As far as I can tell, no one ever made a shirt for it, which is a shame and a half.

Tags: abq, alien, aliens, cattle, cow

1979 Albuquerque Mutilation Conference! Card

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Personal Pan Pizza Card
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Description: You look up and close your book, knowing that you have just secured your fifth sticker. That means pizza night. A pizza night you EARNED. What year is it? You look at your phone, but it's mounted to a wall. Did you dream the technocratic hellscape of capitalism? You must have. All you know is that on Friday, you're getting pizza and watching TGIF.

Tags: 90s, book, book it, book lover, bookworm

Personal Pan Pizza Card

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The Move Card
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Description: I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French Toast.

Tags: animal, beastie boys, dog lover, dogs, hello nasty

The Move Card

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The Most Lost Dog Card
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Description: Last seen moving at a high rate of speed on April 14th, 1958. Answers to "Laika." Reward if found.

Tags: astronaut, cosmonaut, dog, dogs, laika the space dog

The Most Lost Dog Card

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RABID - Let's Go! Card
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Description: I don't know what to put here

Tags: band, dog, mohawk, music, pet

RABID - Let's Go! Card

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RABID - ...And Out Come the Me Card
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Description: What are little dogs but the altered evolution of wolves? I'm a batterin' ram comin' through at you In every alleyway on every avenue Oi! Oi! Oi!

Tags: chihuahua, dog, music, parody, punk

RABID - ...And Out Come the Me Card

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Putting On the Frontline Card

Description: Criminal cats - what you make me out to be Criminal cats - the pounds you build for me On the streets getting picked up for a crime For being different I am guilty from the start

Tags: casualties, casualties army, cat, cats, kitten

Putting On the Frontline Card

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Mermaider Card
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Description: Check your checklist!

Tags: mermaid, mermaider, metal

Mermaider Card

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Milo Goes to Training (dark shirt) Card
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Description: I don't know why I made this. I designed it to be a patch for a dog battle vest, and somehow decided to upload it here. For your dog-loving punk friend who has everything, I guess?

Tags: band, dog, dog lover, dogs, parody

Milo Goes to Training (dark shirt) Card

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Milo Goes to Training (light shirt) Card
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Description: I don't know why I made this. I designed it to be a patch for a dog battle vest, and somehow decided to upload it here. For your dog-loving punk friend who has everything, I guess?

Tags: band, dog, dog lover, dogs, milo

Milo Goes to Training (light shirt) Card

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Claims Adjuster Card

Description: Your claim has been denied.

Tags: america, business, ceo, folk hero, health care

Claims Adjuster Card

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Updated Live Laugh Love Card
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Description: Black print for light shirts!

Tags: defend, depose, health, healthcare, heart

Updated Live Laugh Love Card

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Updated Live Laugh Love Card
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Description: White text for dark shirts

Tags: defend, depose, heart, insurance, laugh

Updated Live Laugh Love Card

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Corn Jerks Card
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Description: Classic Circle Jerks logo meets Corn Dancer

Tags: circle jerks, indigenous, jemez, native, native american

Corn Jerks Card

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The Illusion of Control Card
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Description: A fun moth in a jar design! Let your little goblin flag fly!

Tags: chaos, chaotic good, fern, goblin, goblincore

The Illusion of Control Card

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JUGGER! Card
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Description: Do you have what it takes to earn the salute of the Jugger? Tell the world you do, and prepare to explain it a whole bunch!

Tags: blood of heroes, bmovie, cinema, dog, dog skull

JUGGER! Card

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Raven's philosophy Card

Description: Hi, I'm Raven. I'm a Satanist and I'll be doing your makeup.

Tags: celluloid, cinema, color, demented forever, devil

Raven's philosophy Card

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Livin' Card
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Description: Gotta do it sometime.

Tags: affirmation, best life, cemetery, dead, epitaph

Livin' Card

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U Can't B! Card
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Description: Inside you are two wolves... actually, wait, that's an even better shirt. Damn. Maybe later.

Tags: band, classic rock, collins, dadaism, genesis band

U Can't B! Card

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Herzog Arcana - Death Card

Description: XIII - upright, represents a time of spiritual growth and change, as well as eating leather boots.

Tags: death, death card, divination, herzog, magic

Herzog Arcana - Death Card

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I'm on RUMSPRINGA Card
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Description: Don't talk to me until I've had my RUMSPRINGA What happens on RUMSPRINGA stays on RUMSPRINGA Live, laugh, RUMSPRINGA

Tags: amish, barn, barn raising, beard, drinking

I'm on RUMSPRINGA Card

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Editorial Cartoon Aficionado Card
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Description: Yes...Ha Ha Ha ... YES!

Tags: cartoon, editorial, latest fad, onion, sick

Editorial Cartoon Aficionado Card

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Hot Girl Summer Card

Description: Grab a marg and chill out. It's time for hot girl summer!

Tags: cacti, cactus, desert, girl, heat

Hot Girl Summer Card

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It's a dry heat. Card
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Description: I mean, I guess there's very little humidity, so we'll call that a win?

Tags: arizona, cacti, cactus, desert, high desert

It's a dry heat. Card

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Sassy Meanwhile Card
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Description: Laura's in the lodge and she has no more patience for your BS.

Tags: agent cooper, black lodge, dale cooper, david lynch, laura palmer

Sassy Meanwhile Card

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Mutant Bear - Color Card

Description: Now you can celebrate your favorite character from the film adaptation of Annihilation, the mutant bear with the voice of a screaming woman!

Tags: animal, bear, book, movie, mutant

Mutant Bear - Color Card

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