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Apathy. It's a gift. No sure who from but who cares ? I don't.

Christmas is here. This is a festive shirt for the season, but not too festive. Let's say it's festive enough. Ho. Ho. Ho.

Hungry? Get stuffed!

Because you're a weirdo, here's your weirdo shirt! Suitable for the odd, the strange, the introverts, the aspies, the socially awkward and the freaks, the best people in the world!

This is a strange t-shirt. It's designed for the strange, the weird, the freaks, the aspies, the awkward, the odd, the finest folk in the world ! A great gift idea for the strange person in your life, or for you, weirdo.

I'd run through a ring of fire to wear a tshirt as great as this one.

It is your birthday. Gift this t-shirt and the wearer will celebrate their birthday in this t-shirt. They will have such fun.

Wearing this t-shirt will not make you Zombie, you'll need an expert in Voodoo or become infected with a nasty virus for that to happen. Still, this makes for a quick and easy costume idea or perhaps a gift for someone who'd rather be gaming than sleep.

Just go away. A shirt for introverts, anti-socials and grumps - the best people in the world!

Are you a multi-tasking genius? Can you juggle family, friends, work and everything life throws at you with skill ? This is the perfect Chaos Coordinator shirt for that busy person in your life. Whether it's a busy mom, dad, a teacher, colleague, boss, manager, friend or workmate this is the perfect fun gift for them.

Because you're weird, here's your weird shirt! Suitable for introverts, aspies, the socially awkward and freaks, the best people in the world!

The simple way to show that you support net neutrality. Let's keep the net neutral!

Yep Christmas is here again, so here's a Bah Humbug T-Shirt you can wear to ward off excessive carolling, present buying, parties and all that turkey. Actually, the turkey can stay, but the rest of it can get lost! Bah humbug.

Are you classified as human ?

Yep Christmas is here again, so here's a Bah Humbug T-Shirt you can wear to ward off excessive carolling, present buying, parties and all that turkey. Actually, the turkey can stay, but the rest of it can get lost! Bah humbug.

This is an Elf t-shirt. Wear it with an Elf hat. Christmas dress up sorted, you're welcome.

This is a reindeer t-shirt. Wear it with reindeer antlers. Christmas dress up sorted, you're welcome.

This is a Little t-shirt. Even if you order a large sized t-shirt ... still little

This is a Big t-shirt, even you buy it in a small size ... still Big.

Oh ... that's awkward.

If it cannot be unseen, apply eye bleach immediately and then twice a day for the next 7 days. Don't forget to rinse with water.

Calm your tits, unless there's a party. Party tits have no need for calm.

A shirt for the gluten free, celiacs, gluten intolerant and paleo diet types.

This is an upside down t-shirt. Are there stranger things that you could find than this ? Probably.

The word pants on a shirt in simple, classic typography. You should wear them when you're out of the house - the pants I mean.

Home is where the pants aren't. It's a statement as old as since the time we all started wearing pants and no-one was that pleased about it but pants wearing seemed to be the right thing to do. Now we're all doing it except at home, because that's where the pants aren't ... at home.

A Blah Blah Blah tshirt designed for the bored, the disinterested and the apathetic.

An average shirt for average folk. You can wear an average tee like this to express your superior averageness.

No. Nope.

It's Monday. That's not a good thing. This funny and sarcastic design will bring others joy. But not you. You hate Monday.

Old? This is an old shirt, well technically it will be new but it says old, therefore making it an old shirt.

A Robot t-shirt for robots ... or humans. Are you a Robot but don't look like one ? Wear a Robot tee to remind folk.

Hang on let me overthink this. But don't overthink your overthinking, because then you'll be overthinking about overthinking your overthinking. No-one wants to do that.

This is the worst costume ever.

The perfect party shirt.

I came. I saw. I left early. I had some very important binge watching to do at home, in bed and without pants.