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Relatable designs for the awkward, the introvert and the overthinker in everyone. Use your chest, testify.
I hear the voices. They don't like you. T-Shirt
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Description: I hear the voices. They don't like you. For clairvoyants, fortune tellers, oracles, prophets and soothsayers or you.

Tags: burn, crazy, fortune, funny, hearing voices

I hear the voices. They don't like you. T-Shirt

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Having a low-key Menty B. T-Shirt
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Description: Having a low-key Menty B. Keep it real. Destigmatise mental health with laughter. Low-key and under the radar anxiety.

Tags: anxiety, brain, chestify, deadpan, funny

Having a low-key Menty B. T-Shirt

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Neurodivergent. T-Shirt
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Description: A simple design that says Neurodivergent. Neurodivergent is a nonmedical term that describes people whose brains develop, organise or work differently for some reason. This means the person has different strengths and struggles when compared to people whose brains develop or work more typically. This could be related to more specific diagnosis such as Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) or Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD).

Tags: adhd, adhd awareness, adhd mom, aspergers, autism

Neurodivergent. T-Shirt

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Don't mind me. Just having a Menty B. T-Shirt
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Description: Don't mind me. Just having a Menty B. Destigmatising mental health with laughter. Wear this. Act strange. Everyone will understand.

Tags: anxiety, brain, deadpan, funny, humour

Don't mind me. Just having a Menty B. T-Shirt

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Normal. T-Shirt
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Description: Normal. If you're getting a Medical Diagnosis, this is the word you want to hear.

Tags: average, boring, chestify, deadpan, funny

Normal. T-Shirt

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Everything you like, I liked 3 years ago. T-Shirt

Description: This is easily the most pretentious design we have ever created. Now, leave us to our vintage vinyl collection and hand roasted artisanal coffee.

Tags: attitude, chestify, clever, dark academia, educated
Don't know. Don't Care. Go away. T-Shirt
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Description: Don't know. Don't Care. Go away. Sometimes, you just gotta get to the point.

Tags: anti social, chestify, funny, humor, introvert

Don't know. Don't Care. Go away. T-Shirt

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Ok, hear me out ... No. T-Shirt
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Description: Ok, hear me out ... no. A slice of honesty for wearing and sharing, with a touch of sass.

Tags: attitude, cheeky, chestify, deadpan, funny

Ok, hear me out ... No. T-Shirt

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What a friend we have in Cheeses T-Shirt
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Description: For Cheese lovers. Brie, Camenbert, Cheddar, Mozarella, Parmesan, Gouda, Swiss, Feta, Blue Cheese, Bocconcini, Gorgonzola.

Tags: cheese lovers, cheeses, chestify, christianity, de conversion

What a friend we have in Cheeses T-Shirt

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Don't bother. T-Shirt
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Description: Don't bother. A de-motivational message, for the less bothered people of the world.

Tags: cant be bothered, demotivational, dont want to, funny, lazy

Don't bother. T-Shirt

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Cheeky T-Shirt
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Description: Cheeky. Impolite, but in an amusing way.

Tags: amusing, appealing, brazen, cheeky, chestify

Cheeky T-Shirt

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Back by popular demand. T-Shirt
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Description: Back by popular demand. For raising eyebrows and chuckles - and your already inflated ego.

Tags: cheeky, chestify, deadpan, ego, fame

Back by popular demand. T-Shirt

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Do it for the views T-Shirt
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Description: A funny design for anyone prepared to do anything for social media.

Tags: chestify, deadpan, funny, gamer, influencer

Do it for the views T-Shirt

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Ignoramus T-Shirt
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Description: This is the word ignoramus. It's an old timey insult that dates back to the Latin 'ignoramus', literally "we do not know". This was a legal term in the 16th century that could be used during a trial when the prosecution presented insufficient evidence. However, we make no representations or warranties that the printed material available herewith will provide any means for legal recourse or fitness applicable to be express or implied.

Tags: 80s, 90s, boomer, grumpy, ignoramus

Ignoramus T-Shirt

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Judge T-Shirt
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Description: You be the Judge.

Tags: attorney, barrister, chestify, designer, justice

Judge T-Shirt

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The book was better T-Shirt
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Description: The book was better than the movie.

Tags: book, book lovers, book nerd, bookish, books

The book was better T-Shirt

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This place sucks. T-Shirt

Description: This place sucks. Designed for introverts (we think your awesome).

Tags: anti social, attitude, chestify, deadpan, funny

This place sucks. T-Shirt

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Talk to the hand T-Shirt

Description: Talk to the hand. A 90s nostalgia design. It was a sick place to be kids. So take a chill pill. This one's for the x generation (and millennials), growing up in a world of benevolent neglect, grunge, hip hop and when this weird thing called 'the internet' started to appear. We're not clueless about it around here - because we lived it - yeah baby!

Tags: 90s, chestify, deadpan, designer, funny

Talk to the hand T-Shirt

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy in these difficult times. T-Shirt
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Description: I am awake. Please respect my privacy in these difficult times.

Tags: asleep, awake, chestify, difficult times, exhausted
The word Poser. T-Shirt
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Description: This is a 90s insult design that says Poser, a classic phrase from the 1990s - the era of grunge rock, hip hop and the rise of the internet. Don't be such a poser, but wear this design.

Tags: 80s, 90s, 90s kid, humor, insult

The word Poser. T-Shirt

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A design that says Huh? T-Shirt
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Description: Huh? Yeah, we don't know either.

Tags: alpha, confused, funny, gift, humor

A design that says Huh? T-Shirt

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My neck. My back. My anxiety attack. T-Shirt
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Description: My neck. My back. My anxiety attack. A funny design for the anxious and the uneasy, we think you're great.

Tags: 2000s, anxiety, anxious, awkward, chestify

My neck. My back. My anxiety attack. T-Shirt

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This meeting could have been an email. T-Shirt

Description: This meeting could have been an email.

Tags: chat, colleague at work, cringle, demotivational, funny saying

This meeting could have been an email. T-Shirt

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The older I get, the better I was. T-Shirt
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Description: The older I get, the better I was.

Tags: age, big mood, boomer, crisis, dead pan

The older I get, the better I was. T-Shirt

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You're on mute. T-Shirt
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Description: You're on mute. The WFH saying of the decade.

Tags: coronavirus, covid, mute, quarantine, teams

You're on mute. T-Shirt

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Unstoppable (Unstable) T-Shirt
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Description: Unstoppable* - but wait, slight catch - *Unstable. Watch out.

Tags: chestify, crazy, emotional, happy, humour

Unstoppable (Unstable) T-Shirt

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Mum's favourite (UK Edition) T-Shirt

Description: This is a funny, cheeky Mothers Day sibling rivalry design for the golden child in the family - or not! Wear it anyway for the laughs.

Tags: chosen one, family funny, family reunion, favourite child, favourites

Mum's favourite (UK Edition) T-Shirt

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Mom's favorite (US Edition) T-Shirt

Description: This is a funny, cheeky Mothers Day sibling rivalry design for the golden child in the family - or not! Wear it anyway for the laughs.

Tags: chosen one, family funny, family reunion, favorite child, favorites

Mom's favorite (US Edition) T-Shirt

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Leave me alone T-Shirt

Description: Leave me alone. For introverts - you're awesome.

Tags: chestify, get back, get lost, gifts for introverts, introvert

Leave me alone T-Shirt

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Don't tell your mother | Funny relatable fathers day design T-Shirt

Description: This design says "Don't tell your mother". Uh oh, dad's done it again and you were there to witness it - but don't worry he'll pay for it later! Just don't tell mum! We love you dad!

Tags: dad, daddy, deadpan, father, fathers day
Not mom's favorite (US Edition) T-Shirt

Description: This is a funny, cheeky Mothers Day design - wear it for the laughs! Who wants to be the favorite anyway? Too much pressure.

Tags: chosen one, family funny, family reunion, favorite, favorite child

Not mom's favorite (US Edition) T-Shirt

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Not mum's favourite (UK Edition) T-Shirt

Description: This is a funny, cheeky Mothers Day design - wear it for the laughs! Who wants to be the favourite anyway? Too much pressure.

Tags: chosen one, family funny, family reunion, favourite, favourite child

Not mum's favourite (UK Edition) T-Shirt

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No. Your email did not find me well. T-Shirt
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Description: No. Your email did not find me well. Write the email you want, then write the email you should. We suspect this line not would fall under the latter - but that's up to you my snarky friend.

Tags: chestify, corplore, corporate speak, email, funny

No. Your email did not find me well. T-Shirt

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am outside. T-Shirt
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Description: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am outside. I have better things do, inside things.

Tags: chestif, indoor person, outdoor person, outside, unforeseen circumstances
Everyone is entitled to my opinion. T-Shirt
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Description: Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Tags: arrogant, cheeky, deadpan, entitled to my opinion, funny

Everyone is entitled to my opinion. T-Shirt

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Cannot brain today. T-Shirt
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Description: Cannot brain today. I'll just head home, if I can remember where it is.

Tags: at capacity, brain is full, chestify, cognitive overload, deadpan

Cannot brain today. T-Shirt

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