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I'm just a silly guy who likes to design silly things. I'm just getting my feet wet here, so please excuse the rudimentariness of my work.
Happy Valley, OR

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Slimey the Worm Card
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Description: Oscar has done a great job keeping his BFF safe from Big Bird.

Tags: cute animals, grouch, slimy, worm

Slimey the Worm Card

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F*Elon Card
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Description: Fuck Elon, & Fuck Trump, the FELON. Show how much you despise the current ASSministration with this one-stop-shop pun.

Tags: felon, fuck elon, fuck trump, idiocracy, idiots

F*Elon Card

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Check out my butt! Card
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Description: I like cig butts and I cannot lie.

Tags: butts, check, cig, cigarette, funny

Check out my butt! Card

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H2O gets me wet Card
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Description: Water usually gets anyone wet.

Tags: chemistry pun, hydrogen, moist, oxygen, squirt

H2O gets me wet Card

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Areola 51 Card
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Description: Because aliens have boobies too.

Tags: alien, aliens, areola, boobies, boobs

Areola 51 Card

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I ain't lyin'! Card
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Description: I ain't lyin', I'm tiger!

Tags: animal, animals, cat, honest, lying

I ain't lyin'! Card

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Crunchy Pickle Card
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Description: Who doesn't love a good crunchy pickle?

Tags: crunchy, cucumber, pickle lover, pickles, snack

Crunchy Pickle Card

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I Ball Card
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Description: Just an I ball.

Tags: ball, eye, eye ball, i, pun

I Ball Card

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Lippy Dippy Doo Card
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Description: Lippy Dippy. Lippy Dippy Doo.

Tags: dippy, doo, lippy, mouth, silly

Lippy Dippy Doo Card

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Stay away from my nipples. Card
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Description: Some of us really don't like our nipples touched.

Tags: boobs, no touching, social distancing, stay away

Stay away from my nipples. Card

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That's just how eye roll. Card

Description: An all-time favorite Dad Joke here. Ladies, we can actually hear your eyes rolling.

Tags: dad jokes, eye roll, pun

That's just how eye roll. Card

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Alexa in Human Form Card
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Description: This is how AI depicts Alexa as a human. That is, this is basically how Alexa sees herself.

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, echo, human form

Alexa in Human Form Card

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Hey, Wha' Happen'?! Card
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Description: It only lasted a year, but that's ok: that's how you establish a cult.

Tags: cult, folk music, movie

Hey, Wha' Happen'?! Card

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Spoon Me Card
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Description: Who doesn't like a good spoon?

Tags: cuddle, silverware, simple, snuggle

Spoon Me Card

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Gopher the Gold! Card
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Description: This shirt is strange. AI gave this gopher an extra arm. Guess that's why he's a digging champion.

Tags: first place, gold, pun, trophy

Gopher the Gold! Card

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Emily Brontö Card
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Description: Taking your love for the greatest dinosaur to new (wuthering) heights!

Tags: bronte, bronto, brontosaurus, wuthering heights

Emily Brontö Card

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Why the long face? Card
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Description: Celebrate the awesomeness of the anteater, with a lame dad-joke.

Tags: animal, dad jokes, face, pun

Why the long face? Card

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Have an Ice Day! Card
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Description: Have a chill and a smile!

Tags: happy, have a good day, ice, smiley face

Have an Ice Day! Card

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Welcome to Hamsterdam Card
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Description: Welcome to the magnificent city of Hamsterdam, where cute hamsters run around with genuine aplomb.

Tags: amsterdam, hamster lovers, welcome

Welcome to Hamsterdam Card

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Learn to Park! Card
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Description: Tired of terrible drivers taking up two parking spots? Dave the Turtle can help them learn how to park within the lines!

Tags: drivers, sarcasm, turtle

Learn to Park! Card

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Dave the Turtle Card
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Description: This is Dave. He's a turtle. He's nice.

Tags: cute animals, dave, pet, silly

Dave the Turtle Card

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My Hamster Has Herpes Card
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Description: This is very sad news. Poor Hamster.

Tags: humor, pet, std

My Hamster Has Herpes Card

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