Deep Cut

....furthermore, how do you define power? Money? Influence? I would define power by the trust others have in me. Even strangers trust one another to uphold the peace around them.

I need you to settle down, buddy... Sounds like you need a healthy dose of perspective...

Scooty Sr. knows what's up... no bad things for him. Non smoking, works out... Obviously, he's grown as a character.

That one newscast feature... I decided to make the wreath more... "life-like."

Have you been naughty? Or have you been nAuGhTy??

So back in the 1920s, rich people used to eat mummified remains as a laugh... at parties. So... futurama played off that notion in this bit... and I played off their notion and created this shirt. I don't really make a lot of money off these shirts, btw. I'm a millennial... I basically use this income to help those in need... struggling artist friend. Donate to my local needs shelter. Planned Parenthood. It's really funny that Futurama fans lean right... y'all never understood the subtext of the show, didjya?

a television show about a police detective who has no supernatural abilities and as such is forced to solve crimes by simply investigating them.

Fry found the magic words to show Leela what she really means to him as he almost sacrificed himself for her oxygen tank.... low and behold. ...EUGENEANDJONNIE steal designs!!

When Leela throws a shipment of kernels into a solar system and it veers off course closer to its sun and it explodes?! ....this is that.

...if you figure THIS one out *without* looking at the tags, I would be very impressed....

Don't drink me!

The only cotton candy found at Luna Park!!

Look, I'm not saying it's my job... but... It's my job. lol. Amazon sux but.

That time Leela tried Hereme's job

*disclaimer, this is a reference to a show. It is NOT to be used as a law enforcement officer in today's reality...but it might be poking fun a little bit at the government**

Hey what crazy thing are you guys yelling about?

one of those movies from "season six"..... heavy on those quote marks. lol. if you know you know....

"There, that'll convert tailgaters."

Don't worry, I already know I'm going straight to hell. "STRAIGHT TO HELL!!"

You really don't cook enough roast, Leela.... EUGENEANDJONNIE STEAL DESIGNS!!

Super King to the rescue!!

again?!

wonder wheel at coney...

It's like Sgt Pepper... but with less of a flair for military coats on acid...

Where ya wanna take the cool girl for a nice dance and possibly some fuel punch and maybe a kiss.... most probably not a monster invasion...

Show your love for the only chocolate factory in the heart of Atlanta!

I like to anger the neckbeards.

The most educational ride at Luna Park!

Because that one alien wore it... now you can too!!

The most educational ride at Luna Park!

iykyk...

I mean, if you like Weird Al, you'll know all of his cameos... I love that man.

what happens in vegas...

ok I lied. Kinda. I mean, either you get the purple or none at all. People who love purple know what I mean. Anyway.... Wear this for the show or wear it because you want others to stay tf away from you. Stay safe out there, folks. ....also the other products? Like a hot periwinkle. Is it blue? Is it purple? No one knows!

wear it for the show... wear it for strangers to stay tf away from you... whichever. Keep on with Social Distancing! Only in purple. ....I mean, the Witch wanted a beau, doesn't mean everyone does. Keep safe out there, folks.

WE'RE NONTHREATENING, GIRL!!