Baseball T-Shirts
Description: ok I lied. Kinda. I mean, either you get the purple or none at all. People who love purple know what I mean. Anyway.... Wear this for the show or wear it because you want others to stay tf away from you. Stay safe out there, folks. ....also the other products? Like a hot periwinkle. Is it blue? Is it purple? No one knows!
Description: So back in the 1920s, rich people used to eat mummified remains as a laugh... at parties. So... futurama played off that notion in this bit... and I played off their notion and created this shirt. I don't really make a lot of money off these shirts, btw. I'm a millennial... I basically use this income to help those in need... struggling artist friend. Donate to my local needs shelter. Planned Parenthood. It's really funny that Futurama fans lean right... y'all never understood the subtext of the show, didjya?
Description: Zoos and the real girl...I mean.... all those turkeys.... I'd much rather a pig's hindquarter on a stick than a turkey leg at a RenFaire festival, I'll tell ya what... Yes, it would be more historically accurate, seeing as turkeys were unknown to Europeans during that time... They roamed free here in the Americas... free ranged... turkeys haven't really evolved though... they still die if theyre too curious about where rain comes from. Buy this shirt if you get it... Turkeys man. Eat more pig.
