Deep Cut

Description: ok I lied. Kinda. I mean, either you get the purple or none at all. People who love purple know what I mean. Anyway.... Wear this for the show or wear it because you want others to stay tf away from you. Stay safe out there, folks. ....also the other products? Like a hot periwinkle. Is it blue? Is it purple? No one knows!

Description: Actually, no one was alive back then, so no one knows how it was spelled or said.... lol

Description: Just don't put this on an unwilling Cow, okay?

Description: In a thousand years, I'll get right on that!

Description: That one newscast feature... I decided to make the wreath more... "life-like."

Description: So back in the 1920s, rich people used to eat mummified remains as a laugh... at parties. So... futurama played off that notion in this bit... and I played off their notion and created this shirt. I don't really make a lot of money off these shirts, btw. I'm a millennial... I basically use this income to help those in need... struggling artist friend. Donate to my local needs shelter. Planned Parenthood. It's really funny that Futurama fans lean right... y'all never understood the subtext of the show, didjya?

Description: That Irish Pub in every city... might as well be James Joyce...

Description: There's this obscure ad on a billboard during the theme and I made it into a tshirt. Also, if you didn't read the title of this shirt like Igner in your head, you're not a true fan. EUGENEANDJONNIE STEAL DESIGNS!!

Description: When Leela throws a shipment of kernels into a solar system and it veers off course closer to its sun and it explodes?! ....this is that.

Description: Don't drink me!

Description: "if you do too much people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope… when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"

Description: Hey what crazy thing are you guys yelling about?

Description: one of those movies from "season six"..... heavy on those quote marks. lol. if you know you know....

Description: "There, that'll convert tailgaters."

Description: Don't worry, I already know I'm going straight to hell. "STRAIGHT TO HELL!!"

Description: Super King to the rescue!!

Description: again?!

Description: wonder wheel at coney...

Description: The most educational ride at Luna Park!

Description: The fierce pinnacle moment of pure paternal instinct; the raw emotion of protecting one's family (blood or not) is intense and the most genuine real feeling there is in this crazy world. In other words, LOVE. Not everyone will have the luxury of feeling this towards or from a loved one.... but I think LOVE is a survival instinct. I understand that Gravity Falls is a TV show... but this is probably one of my all-time-favorite moments in any show ever. I am grunkel stan. And I protect my loved ones THIS intensely. Someday, I'll probably have a variation of this tattooed on me... but until then, enjoy this art. Thank you for reading this epiphany.

Description: wear it for the show... wear it for strangers to stay tf away from you... whichever. Keep on with Social Distancing! Only in purple. ....I mean, the Witch wanted a beau, doesn't mean everyone does. Keep safe out there, folks.

Description: Zoos and the real girl...I mean.... all those turkeys.... I'd much rather a pig's hindquarter on a stick than a turkey leg at a RenFaire festival, I'll tell ya what... Yes, it would be more historically accurate, seeing as turkeys were unknown to Europeans during that time... They roamed free here in the Americas... free ranged... turkeys haven't really evolved though... they still die if theyre too curious about where rain comes from. Buy this shirt if you get it... Turkeys man. Eat more pig.

Description: Pixar, really... design inspired by Ratatouille.... if you work at gustov's...and then they americanized it so every staff member has to wear THIS tshirt..... you KNOW that's how it would go, too.

Description: There's an image of Dustin Hoffman, The Great Robin WIlliams, and Dante Basco all still in make up, wigs, and designated hats. I miss TGRW as much as any 90s kid... These Tshirts of for them in that moment.

Description: because a sister from another mister is just someone who was closer to you in the stardust

Description: did you ever notice that whenever someone gets a bouquet, it's almost always daffodils? Happens to be my most favoritest...

Description: it's Atlana, soft T. But a crap ton of Swee'tea, that's for sure.

Description: Would anyone else get the irony of getting one of the mugs with this design??

Description: ya know that page that military jerk ripped out of Milo's journal and it had this symbol? Pretty obscure, right? Atlantis was a very underrated disney animated movie and it should be a live action immediately.

Description: young people and their bubble wrap jungle gyms... WE HAD ROCKET SHIPS... Blazing hot metal slides while wearing shorts under a glaring sun...We didn't care. We didn't have snapchat and facebook. We rode metal; we became metal. And survived. This is the classic RW&B. Huzzah

Description: ...and so it continues...

Description: what's there to tell? It's stained glass. Have fun?