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Description: ok I lied. Kinda. I mean, either you get the purple or none at all. People who love purple know what I mean. Anyway.... Wear this for the show or wear it because you want others to stay tf away from you. Stay safe out there, folks. ....also the other products? Like a hot periwinkle. Is it blue? Is it purple? No one knows!
Description: So back in the 1920s, rich people used to eat mummified remains as a laugh... at parties. So... futurama played off that notion in this bit... and I played off their notion and created this shirt. I don't really make a lot of money off these shirts, btw. I'm a millennial... I basically use this income to help those in need... struggling artist friend. Donate to my local needs shelter. Planned Parenthood. It's really funny that Futurama fans lean right... y'all never understood the subtext of the show, didjya?
Description: The fierce pinnacle moment of pure paternal instinct; the raw emotion of protecting one's family (blood or not) is intense and the most genuine real feeling there is in this crazy world. In other words, LOVE. Not everyone will have the luxury of feeling this towards or from a loved one.... but I think LOVE is a survival instinct. I understand that Gravity Falls is a TV show... but this is probably one of my all-time-favorite moments in any show ever. I am grunkel stan. And I protect my loved ones THIS intensely. Someday, I'll probably have a variation of this tattooed on me... but until then, enjoy this art. Thank you for reading this epiphany.
