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Super Rock Card
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Description: Dwayne Johnson The Rock As Superman

Tags: clark kent, dc universe, dwayne johnson, kryptonite, lex luthor

Super Rock Card

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It really does taste like pineapple Card

Description: You are what you eat and apparently if you eat a lot of pineapple what cums out of you tastes just like it

Tags: 18 plus humour, adult humor, adult humour, dad bod funny gift father, dark humour

It really does taste like pineapple Card

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Merry Wishmas and Have A Lovely Christmas Card

Description: I wish I wish I wish

Tags: 3 wishes, breast joke, christmas humor, christmas present, christmas sweater

Merry Wishmas and Have A Lovely Christmas Card

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I’m Not Sure How To Behave At My Age Card
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Description: How am I supposed to know how to act at this age, I have never been this age before

Tags: act your age, aging humor, aging like fine wine, better with age, getting old jokes

I’m Not Sure How To Behave At My Age Card

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Trump For Resident Of Alcatraz Card

Description: Trump for President or Resident of the big house?

Tags: 2024 election, anti trump, bad loser, impeach trump, incite to riot

Trump For Resident Of Alcatraz Card

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The Definition Of Racism For Dummies Card

Description: Racism is a disease which unfortunately is taught and not caught.

Tags: african american history, anti racism, bigotry, black activism, black history month

The Definition Of Racism For Dummies Card

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Drink Responsibly And Try Not To Spill It Card

Description: For me, drinking responsibly, means trying not to spill it

Tags: alcohol birthday gift, alcoholic beverage, bachelorette party, beer lover gift, drinking funny

Drink Responsibly And Try Not To Spill It Card

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Don’t Try And Figure Me Out Card
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Description: I’m the original TRYangle and no matter how hard you try you’ll never figure me out

Tags: atmospheric, enigma, ethereal, i will never understand women, mysterious

Don’t Try And Figure Me Out Card

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Donald Trumps Mugshot To Fame Card

Description: I’ll never surrender Trump said while ironically in custody

Tags: american politics, anti trump, capital hill riots, donald trump 2024, donald trump campaign

Donald Trumps Mugshot To Fame Card

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Welcome To The Montgomery Alabama Riverfront Card

Description: Montgomery Alabama the place where if you F Around you Find Out

Tags: alabama brawl, black aqua man, black lives matter, black unity, fafo

Welcome To The Montgomery Alabama Riverfront Card

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Sha’Carri Richardson Never Count Me Out Card

Description: Sha’Carri Richardson Never Count Me Out motivational, inspirational quote

Tags: 100 metres sprint, do not count me out, dont count me out, fastest woman alive, fastest woman in the world

Sha’Carri Richardson Never Count Me Out Card

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Donald Trump The Minute Man Card

Description: Donald Trump made Stormy Daniels the highest paid porn star in the world, when he paid her $135k for what she said was only a minute’s work LoL

Tags: american politics, donald trump campaign, donald trump joke, donald trump meme, donald trump mugshot

Donald Trump The Minute Man Card

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Did Donald Trump Lie Card

Description: We all know the devil is a liar but what about Donald Trump

Tags: american politics, anti trump, capital hill, guilty af, impeach 45

Did Donald Trump Lie Card

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Is Donald Trump Guilty Card

Description: Is Donald Trump Guilty as charged?

Tags: capital hill, donald trump campaign, donald trump president, election, politics government

Is Donald Trump Guilty Card

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Can you do the splits Card

Description: I must admit clits and tits are my favourite bits but it would be a bonus if you could do the splits

Tags: big breasts, boobies, boobs, clitoris, funny sex joke

Can you do the splits Card

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Clits And Tits Are My Favourite Bits Card
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Description: Clits And Tits Are My Favourite Bits Now Come Over Her And Sit On This

Tags: big boobs, big breasts, big tits, boobies, boobs funny

Clits And Tits Are My Favourite Bits Card

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Winners Circle Card
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Description: Losing is not an option

Tags: billionaire mindset, business startup, champions mindset, entrepreneurial mindset, first place

Winners Circle Card

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I’m With The Banned Refugees Trying To Cross The Sea Card
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Description: Let’s be kinder to the refugees fleeing persecution and wars etc

Tags: emigrate, human, humanity, immigrants make america great, immigration
Size Does Matter Card

Description: Size does matter so if you are going to buy me a drink make it a big one

Tags: alcohol lover, alcoholic, funny quote, funny saying, funny size

Size Does Matter Card

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Don’t Take My Meekness For Weakness Card
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Description: If you come at me or mine I’ll retaliate in kind, happily do the time or even pay a fine, plus remember at my age life imprisonment isn’t much of a deterrent.

Tags: behind bars, brave, courage, dad the man the myth the legend, family first

Don’t Take My Meekness For Weakness Card

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You Have A Beautiful Smile Card
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Description: Smile, somewhere in the world the sun is shining

Tags: be yourself quotes and sayings, dance like no one is watching, emoticon, happy days, happy face

You Have A Beautiful Smile Card

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King Charles I Am Going To You Proud Mum Queen Elizabeth Card

Description: To commemorate the coronation of King Charles III

Tags: british isles, british monarchy, british royal family, coronation, crown jewels
Congratulations Camilla Card

Description: Congratulations Camilla The woman who gives all side chicks hope

Tags: british bulldog, british monarchy, coronation of king charles, crown jewels, english humour

Congratulations Camilla Card

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God Rest Queen Elizabeth II Card

Description: Remembering Queen Elizabeth II

Tags: buckingham palace, crown jewells, england, great britain, king charles coronation

God Rest Queen Elizabeth II Card

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I Can’t Afford To Sleep I’m A Hustler Card
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Description: Only the rich can afford to sleep

Tags: black business owner, boss babe, boss lady, businessman, entrepreneur

I Can’t Afford To Sleep I’m A Hustler Card

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The Coronation Of King Charles III Card

Description: The Coronation Of King Charles III A once in a lifetime event

Tags: british monarch, british patriot, british royal family, buckingham palace, crown jewels

The Coronation Of King Charles III Card

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They’re called man hours for a reason Card
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Description: They’re called man hours for a reason, a women would have read the instructions and been finished in half the time.

Tags: black girls rock, boss lady, end sexism, feminist quotes, girl boss quotes

They’re called man hours for a reason Card

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Mother Earth Card

Description: I’m doing my bit to save the planet

Tags: climate change, earth day, environmental protection, global warming, green peace

Mother Earth Card

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I’m No Quitter Card
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Description: If you quit now it will be easier next time and you will begin to build a pattern

Tags: coach of the year, coach saying, do not quit, inspiration, inspirational quote

I’m No Quitter Card

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My Ass Is In A Class Of It’s Own Card

Description: If you or someone you know have a nice a nice butt this is the tee for you

Tags: arse, backside, big bum, buttocks, cheeky

My Ass Is In A Class Of It’s Own Card

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I Saw You Staring At My Ass Card
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Description: I Saw You Staring At My ass / arse / butt / buttocks / bum / booty

Tags: stop staring, pull up to your bumper, booty hunter, look away, big booty

I Saw You Staring At My Ass Card

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Divorce The End Of An Error Card
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Description: Divorce The End Of An Error

Tags: break up, split up, annulment, separation, annul

Divorce The End Of An Error Card

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Come This Way Card

Description: Do you come this way often? If not let me give you a hand 😉

Tags: intercourse humor, copulation, having sex is fun, funny offensive, offensive adult humor

Come This Way Card

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Look at my wet ass pussy Card
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Description: Join the WAP Nation

Tags: cardi b, rap music, wet and gushy, come to bed eyes, rap lyrics

Look at my wet ass pussy Card

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I got 99 problems but a degree ain’t one Card
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Description: The perfect gift for a graduate

Tags: university life, degree of perseverance, studying, i got my degree, senior 2023

I got 99 problems but a degree ain’t one Card

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Sorry not sorry, you’re just not my type Card
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Description: You’re clearly not my type so take a hike

Tags: offensive adult humor, anti social, sarcasm, antisocial, introverts unite

Sorry not sorry, you’re just not my type Card

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