Humorous Teeshirts @ FirstTees

Description: What do lesbians eat? Answer: pussy, but to be fair so do I 😉

Description: Is it true what they say about men with big feet?

Description: The perfect gift for the man who has everything

Description: Would you rather be a lion or a wolf

Description: Cancer Does Not Discriminate None Of Us Know Our Fate but it’s not too late to get yourself checked out

Description: Sexual expert with a lengthy list of references

Description: I haven’t got time for that

Description: My girlfriend‘s therapist says that she is overly possessive, but personally, I think she’s possessed

Description: Bear with me I’m barely able to spell. The perfect gift for you favourite child, no there age.

Description: Trump assassination attempt

Description: No one dodges and weaves like Donald Trump

Description: Donald is still dodging and weaving

Description: I heard we are having a drugs test tomorrow, so I’m bringing in muffins, cause if I’m going down so is everyone else.

Description: Say it to my face

Description: Trespassers won’t be prosecuted, they’ll be eaten

Description: Fed up waiting for my delivery from fedex

Description: MMA fighters only have one rule, which is I’m either going to make you tap, nap or snap

Description: Do you think any of Bruce Lee’s opponents ever said "well at least I came second"

Description: Me and my club go everywhere together

Description: I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 and that’s why I believe offence is the best defence

Description: King Charles a run tings now

Description: If you don’t want to become my dogs new chew toy I suggest you walk on by

Description: 99% of the population walk around on their phones, oblivious to their surroundings, so I’m sure you know someone that this will make the perfect gift for.

Description: How do you know what your limits are until you exceed them

Description: I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Ho Ho Ho Ho

Description: The perfect gift for that hot chick

Description: Here at the pussy sanctuary we do everything for you, you won’t even need to lick yourself.

Description: Leave me the fuck cologne and don’t make me repeat it again

Description: I know I’m hot and yes the whole world does revolve around me

Description: Perfect for the pretty, confident girl with big tits

Description: If you’re talking behind my back you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass

Description: No pussy should have to lick itself

Description: One year older infinitely wiser

Description: The reason for war is always because someone wants more

Description: This man goes down faster than a fat kid on a seesaw

Description: If she’s dry give the tongue a try