Description: What do lesbians eat? Answer: pussy, but to be fair so do I 😉
$14 $20
Description: Is it true what they say about men with big feet?
Description: The perfect gift for the man who has everything
Description: Would you rather be a lion or a wolf
Description: Cancer Does Not Discriminate None Of Us Know Our Fate but it’s not too late to get yourself checked out
Description: Sexual expert with a lengthy list of references
Description: I haven’t got time for that
Description: My girlfriend‘s therapist says that she is overly possessive, but personally, I think she’s possessed
Description: Bear with me I’m barely able to spell. The perfect gift for you favourite child, no there age.
Description: Trump assassination attempt
Description: No one dodges and weaves like Donald Trump
Description: Donald is still dodging and weaving
Description: I heard we are having a drugs test tomorrow, so I’m bringing in muffins, cause if I’m going down so is everyone else.
Description: Say it to my face
Description: Trespassers won’t be prosecuted, they’ll be eaten
Description: Fed up waiting for my delivery from fedex
Description: MMA fighters only have one rule, which is I’m either going to make you tap, nap or snap
Description: Do you think any of Bruce Lee’s opponents ever said "well at least I came second"
Description: Me and my club go everywhere together
Description: King Charles a run tings now
Description: If you don’t want to become my dogs new chew toy I suggest you walk on by
Description: 99% of the population walk around on their phones, oblivious to their surroundings, so I’m sure you know someone that this will make the perfect gift for.
Description: How do you know what your limits are until you exceed them
Description: I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Ho Ho Ho Ho
Description: The perfect gift for that hot chick
Description: Here at the pussy sanctuary we do everything for you, you won’t even need to lick yourself.
Description: Leave me the fuck cologne and don’t make me repeat it again
Description: I know I’m hot and yes the whole world does revolve around me
Description: Perfect for the pretty, confident girl with big tits
Description: If you’re talking behind my back you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass
Description: No pussy should have to lick itself
Description: One year older infinitely wiser
Description: The reason for war is always because someone wants more
Description: This man goes down faster than a fat kid on a seesaw
Description: If she’s dry give the tongue a try
Description: Christmas has been cancelled and it’s all your fault, poor Santa died laughing when I told him you said you have been good all year LoL
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