Description: I Only Go To The Gym 3 Times Week Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow
$13 $18
Description: I Haven’t Felt Myself Lately But You’re Welcome To If You Want
Description: If you need a handyman I’m your man, satisfaction guaranteed
Description: Since you couldn’t be assed to even send me a text at Christmas you can kiss my ass. PS happy New Year
Description: No woman is out of your league if you can make her laugh. I should know, my last date laughed so much her knickers fell off.
Description: Feck you
Description: There will be no doubt, there will be no count, I’m just gonna knock you out
Description: The British Prime Minister Boris Johnson (BJ to his friends) has a lovely smile
Description: If you are lucky you will die of old age but it looks like my generation are gonna die from global warming
Description: At my age I am proud of my flat stomach, but of course the "L" is Silent
Description: I know she is a bad girl butt her heart is in the right place 😉
Description: You are not alone in the fight against cancer
Description: I for one will never forget the huge debt we owe our vets
Description: Remember a lion maybe the king of the jungle but you’ll never see a wolf performing in a circus
Description: I may not be able to fight or run like I used to but my trigger finger still works just fine
Description: I’m A Simple Man All I Need Is Pussy Money & Weed
Description: Conceive it, believe it and achieve it and you will become a huge boss
Description: The perfect gift for your insatiable lover
Description: London Rules Bring An Umbrella
Description: Talk to the hand
Description: Born in the sixties, all original parts, most of which still function and the secret is regular sex
Description: Be You You’re Beautiful and a one-derful one of a kind
Description: That’s right I’m as hot as the sun and yes the world does revolve around me. Remind you of anyone? LoL
Description: It’s Not Really Lost Until My Mum Can’t Find It!
Description: My mum is my favourite cook and I bet yours like mine would like to know that she is needed
Description: Hey Barbie I’m fun Ken let’s party
Description: Let him know in advance he’s never going TO-FU
Description: Being biracial isn’t as black and white as being black or white
Description: Multitasking Single Mum With Super Powers
Description: Mom With Multitasking Super Powers
Description: This is how you use your head to get some head
Description: What sunshine is to flowers education is to a child so hold them up to the light and the shadow of ignorance will forever be behind them
Description: If you can read what’s on this teeshirt you’re far more intelligent than you think
Description: My wife and I never argue but occasionally she does explain to me why she is right and I am wrong. I bet that sounds familiar innit LoL
Description: Is there life after death? Touch my mug and find out.
Description: The better team won, no hard feelings Italy
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