Humorous Teeshirts @ FirstTees

Description: You’re clearly not my type so take a hike

Description: Definition of divorce! I just want to forget that era for the error it was.

Description: Come on now we all know cannabis should be legalised

Description: Cannabis is bliss

Description: To commemorate the coronation of King Charles lll

Description: RIP Queen Elizabeth

Description: No matter how far I roam England will be forever home

Description: The dummies complete guide to sex for married men is actually a empty book, which will make the perfect gift for the average husband LoL

Description: Faith Over Fear Is the Christian goal

Description: Merry Christmas and a happy new year to my Marijuana loving dope pot smoking friend

Description: I Paused My Game For This So Hurry Up, I didn’t really want to come in the first place

Description: Premier league British football is the best in the world

Description: I only hunt what I intend to eat and you are looking particularly yummy

Description: TGIF if you want this Wet Ass Pussy

Description: I just found out WAP means Wet Ass Pussy

Description: Property Of Her Majesty The Queen AKA The Wife Is the perfect gift from wife to husband or girlfriend to boyfriend

Description: The royal family are in de-spare about Prince Harry’s book the Spare, but props to him, him just don’t care.

Description: Cardi B laying the WAP on you and Megan Thee Stallion to. Dat Wet Ass Pussy is calling you.

Description: I’m buysexual, which means I expect you to buy me gifts, if you wanna get this.

Description: No matter how far I roam Queen Elizabeth always remind me of home

Description: Queen Elizabeth ll and Prince Philip The Duke Of Edinburgh Together Again

Description: I’m sure if the Queen had read this it would have made her smile "England rules, always bring an umbrella"

Description: Every woman needs a good service and a man on top (MOT) at least once a year, just to make sure everything is still in working order.

Description: Weed Is A Herb Not A Drug So That Makes Me Herbalist

Description: She who owns the pussy makes the rules

Description: The Definition Of Divorce "the end of an error" and the beginning of a new era

Description: A Working Mum Hasn’t Got Time For Hobbies, if I get a spare moment I go and lay down.

Description: Thanks but no thanks your cock looks fowl

Description: Keep That Cock Away From Me It’s Fowl

Description: I just had my first lesbian experience, I had to tell my date he was acting like a bitch

Description: There’s Only One Grandma-ster Chef and that’s my granny

Description: While waiting in the barbi-queue make the most of the time with a glass of wine

Description: You don’t stop lifting because you got old, you get old because you stopped lifting

Description: The best bedroom game ever and everyone’s a winner

Description: Keep your cock to yourself, that’s fowl

Description: You Can’t Beat Women And Get Away With It, we won’t be silenced