Humorous Teeshirts @ FirstTees

Description: I am single so there’s no need to suffer from FOMO the fear of missing out

Description: I can't be homophobic because I watch lesbian porn lol

Description: Did you Know SCHOOL is an acronym for Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Description: We are all blessed with two ears and one mouth so use them proportionately

Description: I'll Make You Tap, Nap Or Snap

Description: Do what you love and love what you do

Description: If you turn around and catch me smiling it's just because you have a nice ass

Description: Porn Star Stormy Daniels gets laid off by Donald Trump from the best job ever, with earnings of $130k per minute

Description: Bodybuilding, I don't do it for the applause or the admiring looks that it draws, but simply to perfect my flaws.

Description: I go to the gym because hitting people is frowned upon

Description: Faith enables you

Description: Don't ask me what I take ask me what it takes

Description: An original is always worth more than a copy

Description: I’ve always acted my age ever since I was 13 and I liked it so much I’ve stuck to it

Description: But I’ll always make sure that you get a happy ending

Description: You are not alone in the fight against cancer. Buy this tee and show solidarity.

Description: The Sun’s Out Guns Out Armed and extremely dangerous

Description: The Suns Out Guns Out You trained all winter for this

Description: Gym will fix anything

Description: Getting Ready To Bare Arms

Description: Don't look at me I didn't vote for the clown President Donald Trump

Description: No pain no gain, just suck it up and train

Description: Loch Ness Monster the undefeated hide and seek champion

Description: Because I don’t need a man doesn’t make me a lesbian.

Description: No one ever asks the rapist what we’re you wearing.

Description: If we all had a bong at least we could all pretend to get along

Description: Weed is not a drug it's a plant, so therefore I am not a drug dealer I am a florist

Description: I don't do drugs but I like a likkle weed

Description: The definition of a parent is someone who has photos in their wallet where money used to be.

Description: President Trump paid Stormy Daniels $130k for a minutes work and she still claims she was under paid LoL

Description: EVIAN is naive spelt backwards

Description: I Can't Afford To Get Divorced So I'm Just Gonna Drink Until I Can't Remember Where I Am Or Who I Am

Description: I have a great clean and jerk but you should see my snatch

Description: The arrogance of procrastination is to assume tomorrow is guaranteed

Description: I know some people think I am passed it but the reality is once you’re over the hill you pick up momentum and what I lack in youthful enthusiasm I make up for with experience

Description: All eyes on me