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Whether it is creating dynamic layouts or writing course material, I enjoy the process of design. I focus on Graphic Design, Instructional Design, Illustration and Section 508 Accessibility Review/Remediation. I live in Papillion, Nebraska and have four amazing kids. See more of my work at GeekyWhiteGuy.com
Papillion, Nebraska

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Ask Me About My Underwear Bag
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Description: Its ok to talk about your underwear. And it's ok for other people to ask you about yours.

Tags: adorable, colorful, cute, cutesy, funny
No ai Art Bag
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Description: ai "art" is not art. It is a rearrangement of someone else's art that was stolen.

Tags: ai, ai generated art, ai sucks, artificial intelligence, artists
Nebraska - Ope Bag
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Description: Here in Nebraska we're known for a few things. One of the most well known is a thing we all say without even knowing we say it.

Tags: map, midwest, nebraska, nebraska nice
Iowa - Ope Bag
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Description: It has come to my attention that people all over the Midwest have this word in their vocabulary. Ope.

Tags: ope, state, iowa state, midwest, hawkeye
Papillion - Established 1870 Bag
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Description: Show pride in your favorite little town in Nebraska by repping in this titans color scheme Papillion tee.

Tags: titans, papillion, small town, nebraska, midwest
Papillion - Established 1870 Bag
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Description: Show pride in your favorite little town in Nebraska by repping in this monarch color scheme Papillion tee.

Tags: midwest, plhs, monarch, butterfly, gift
Poop Tarts, Unexpected Explosive Diarrhea Bag
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Description: Everybody does it...might as well be proud of it.

Tags: morning shit, unhealthy, food, calories, shit
Dads Dance Definition Bag
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Description: Being a dance dad is a special experience. Some people might not know what it is, but now you can help educate everyone on how things are going.

Tags: dancer, family, dad, dancing, dance
Papillion Bag
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Description: I'm very proud of the city I live in and love to share and promote it whenever I can. Here's your opportunity to do the same.

Tags: papillion, papillion nebraska, butterfly, local artist
Papillion Pineapple Bag
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Description: Pineapples are yummy.

Tags: swinger, friends, papillion funny, summer, pineapples
What's the Wi-Fi Password? Bag
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Description: Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you have to leave your house. When that happens, it's important to know what the Wi-Fi password is. Keep you priorities straight!

Tags: wifi lover, hiking, wifi, wireless, adventure
Fly Gravy Bag
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Description: Show your support of the most luscious of accompaniments to everyone's favorite source of carbohydrates. Its gravy. Yummy, savory, gravy.

Tags: navy, veteran, soldier, geek, thanksgiving day
Adulting is a Scam Bag
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Description: As a kid you are told that being an adult is amazing! It's not. It's exhausting, full of anxiety, super difficult, excruciating, and painful. It was ALL a scam.

Tags: scamming, scammer, adulting is hard, adult, scam
ART life Bag
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Description: A simple design to express your love of the art life.

Tags: drawing, designs, gift idea, art is life, painting
Confirmation Bias Bag
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Description: There are certain brands that support your biases rather than challenge them. It's not hard to figure out which ones profit by keeping your perceptions of the world around you clouded.

Tags: phychology, online, bias, cognitive, facebook
Pineapple on top of Pizza Bag
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Description: The debate rages on but there's no denying pineapple really works it up there on top of that pizza.

Tags: pineapple, funny, food porn, pizza lover, food
Guts! Bag
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Description: Ever wonder what's going on in your abdomen? Wonder no more!

Tags: intestine, stomach, funny, geek, guts
S'more Bag
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Description: One of my all time favorite things in the world is sitting around a camp fire with friends and family while eating smores. This design is a celebration of something I really love: Graham Crackers + Marshmallows + Chocolate

Tags: camping, smores campfires, adventure, chocolate, smores lover
2 Pump Chump Bag
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Description: Don't buy this shirt. And if you do buy it...don't wear it. I'm honestly not sure why I made this. I guess it's because it makes me giggle like a 7th grader every time I see it.

Tags: 2 pump chump, chump, funny quote, funny saying, premature
I Post Spoilers Bag
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Description: We've all had our favorite shows and movies spoiled by some jerk who blabs about it before we've had a chance to see it. Or maybe YOU are the jerk who blabs. Either way this one makes a great gift.

Tags: alert, funny saying, spoiler alert, funny slogan, humor
I Carried a Watermelon Bag
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Description: When you first meet Johnny, you might say something cool and memorable. Or...you might also blurt out I CARRIED A WATERMELON. You have to live with that awkwardness forever.

Tags: 80s, camp, dance, dancing, film
The Head Bag
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Description: This old timey anatomy illustration is perfect for you to wear AS your Halloween costume. "What are YOU supposed to be?" "THE HEAD!! (obviously)

Tags: spooky, death, horror, skeleton, halloween
You Are Too Close Bag
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Description: In these weird times when you never who around you may be sick with Covid-19 and half the people refuse to wear a mask its important to let people know when they are too close to you. The CDC recommends 6 feet. I recommend more.

Tags: introverted, funny saying, humor, funny quote, social distancing
Science is not an Opinion Bag
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Description: A scientific theory is an explanation of an aspect of the natural world that can be repeatedly tested and verified in accordance with the scientific method, using accepted protocols of observation, measurement, and evaluation of results. It's not an opinion.

Tags: science gift, physics student, science teachers, science student, science teacher gift
Newb Life Bag
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Description: Being a newb isn't just something you do...it's something you are. Make sure everyone knows that about you with this shirt.

Tags: game, video gamer, video game, gamer life, gaming
I Like Coffee More Than I Like You Bag
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Description: Do you enjoy your coffee but don't enjoy the people in your life? YOu're not alone.

Tags: caffeine, humor, starbucks, humorous, i love coffee
Rhinestone Widow Bag
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Description: Dance Dads know what I'm talking about.

Tags: mom, father, gift, dancer, competition
We Are Not Friends Bag
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Description: Let the great people around you know exactly how you feel without ever having to say a word!

Tags: retro, color, vintage, distressed, fun
Handful Bag
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Description: Some people are easy to handle, others are a real handful.

Tags: tits, humor, woman, boobies, sexy
Boys Are Gross Bag
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Description: As the father of 3 girls I highly support the message of this artwork.

Tags: pink, purple, women, humor, funny
Dicks Out Bag
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Description: Another great band name. Sometimes you have to just get everything all out into the open.

Tags: rooster, boys, humor, penis, quotes
Alright. Together then. Bag
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Description: On your adventure you need a friend. It's hard to go it alone.

Tags: jim henson, gelflings, muppets, dark crystal, gelfling
Dance Panda Bag
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Description: If you love dance...and you love Panadas this is the shirt for you!

Tags: funny panda, bears, animal, childrens illustration, bear
No Regerts Bag
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Description: Live your live with your eyes forward, regardless of your ability to spell.

Tags: motivation, spelling, funnytee, funny, misspelled
Nerd Bag
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Description: Being different is nothing to be ashamed of. Wear it as a badge of honor. Some might even call this a bit elegant.

Tags: nerdy gifts, nerdyness, beautiful, cute nerdy, nerdystuff
GeekyWhiteGuy Bag
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Description: Support my personal brand, GeekyWhiteGuy! Take my the shape of my head and glasses with you everywhere! Let's be honest here...I made this so I can order some for myself but I like my icon so much I think you should have one too.

Tags: emoji, emoticon, eyes, face, glassess

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