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Whether it is creating dynamic layouts or writing course material, I enjoy the process of design. I focus on Graphic Design, Instructional Design, Illustration and Section 508 Accessibility Review/Remediation. I live in Papillion, Nebraska and have four amazing kids. See more of my work at GeekyWhiteGuy.com
Papillion, Nebraska

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Buy Art From Humans Magnet
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Description: I stand firmly behind human artists. AI can not create art. It steals art from humans. Don't be a thief.

Tags: ai art, human, human rights, robot, social justice
No ai Art Magnet
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Description: ai "art" is not art. It is a rearrangement of someone else's art that was stolen.

Tags: ai, ai generated art, ai sucks, artificial intelligence, artists
Nebraska - Ope Magnet
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Description: Here in Nebraska we're known for a few things. One of the most well known is a thing we all say without even knowing we say it.

Tags: map, midwest, nebraska, nebraska nice
Iowa - Ope Magnet
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Description: It has come to my attention that people all over the Midwest have this word in their vocabulary. Ope.

Tags: ope, state, iowa state, midwest, hawkeye
Papillion - Established 1870 Magnet

Description: Show pride in your favorite little town in Nebraska by repping in this titans color scheme Papillion tee.

Tags: titans, papillion, small town, nebraska, midwest
Papillion - Established 1870 Magnet

Description: Show pride in your favorite little town in Nebraska by repping in this monarch color scheme Papillion tee.

Tags: midwest, plhs, monarch, butterfly, gift
Poop Tarts, Unexpected Explosive Diarrhea Magnet
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Description: Everybody does it...might as well be proud of it.

Tags: morning shit, unhealthy, food, calories, shit
Dads Dance Definition Magnet
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Description: Being a dance dad is a special experience. Some people might not know what it is, but now you can help educate everyone on how things are going.

Tags: dancer, family, dad, dancing, dance
Papillion Pineapple Magnet
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Description: Pineapples are yummy.

Tags: swinger, friends, papillion funny, summer, pineapples
What's the Wi-Fi Password? Magnet
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Description: Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you have to leave your house. When that happens, it's important to know what the Wi-Fi password is. Keep you priorities straight!

Tags: wifi lover, hiking, wifi, wireless, adventure
Fly Gravy Magnet
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Description: Show your support of the most luscious of accompaniments to everyone's favorite source of carbohydrates. Its gravy. Yummy, savory, gravy.

Tags: navy, veteran, soldier, geek, thanksgiving day
Adulting is a Scam Magnet
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Description: As a kid you are told that being an adult is amazing! It's not. It's exhausting, full of anxiety, super difficult, excruciating, and painful. It was ALL a scam.

Tags: scamming, scammer, adulting is hard, adult, scam
Don't @ Me Magnet
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Description: Look, sometimes it is healthy to remind people that you just want to be left alone. Including online.

Tags: sarcasm, antisocial, joke, lonely, introverted
ART life Magnet
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Description: A simple design to express your love of the art life.

Tags: drawing, designs, gift idea, art is life, painting
Pineapple on top of Pizza Magnet
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Description: The debate rages on but there's no denying pineapple really works it up there on top of that pizza.

Tags: pineapple, funny, food porn, pizza lover, food
S'more Magnet
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Description: One of my all time favorite things in the world is sitting around a camp fire with friends and family while eating smores. This design is a celebration of something I really love: Graham Crackers + Marshmallows + Chocolate

Tags: camping, smores campfires, adventure, chocolate, smores lover
2 Pump Chump Magnet
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Description: Don't buy this shirt. And if you do buy it...don't wear it. I'm honestly not sure why I made this. I guess it's because it makes me giggle like a 7th grader every time I see it.

Tags: 2 pump chump, chump, funny quote, funny saying, premature
I Post Spoilers Magnet
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Description: We've all had our favorite shows and movies spoiled by some jerk who blabs about it before we've had a chance to see it. Or maybe YOU are the jerk who blabs. Either way this one makes a great gift.

Tags: alert, funny saying, spoiler alert, funny slogan, humor
The Head Magnet
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Description: This old timey anatomy illustration is perfect for you to wear AS your Halloween costume. "What are YOU supposed to be?" "THE HEAD!! (obviously)

Tags: spooky, death, horror, skeleton, halloween
You Are Too Close Magnet
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Description: In these weird times when you never who around you may be sick with Covid-19 and half the people refuse to wear a mask its important to let people know when they are too close to you. The CDC recommends 6 feet. I recommend more.

Tags: introverted, funny saying, humor, funny quote, social distancing
Science is not an Opinion Magnet
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Description: A scientific theory is an explanation of an aspect of the natural world that can be repeatedly tested and verified in accordance with the scientific method, using accepted protocols of observation, measurement, and evaluation of results. It's not an opinion.

Tags: science gift, physics student, science teachers, science student, science teacher gift
Newb Life Magnet
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Description: Being a newb isn't just something you do...it's something you are. Make sure everyone knows that about you with this shirt.

Tags: game, video gamer, video game, gamer life, gaming
Rhinestone Widow Magnet
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Description: Dance Dads know what I'm talking about.

Tags: mom, father, gift, dancer, competition
Handful Magnet
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Description: Some people are easy to handle, others are a real handful.

Tags: tits, humor, woman, boobies, sexy
Dicks Out Magnet
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Description: Another great band name. Sometimes you have to just get everything all out into the open.

Tags: rooster, boys, humor, penis, quotes
Nerd Magnet
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Description: Being different is nothing to be ashamed of. Wear it as a badge of honor. Some might even call this a bit elegant.

Tags: nerdy gifts, nerdyness, beautiful, cute nerdy, nerdystuff
Funky Dance Design Magnet
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Description: Show off your love of Dance with this fun and funky shirt.

Tags: illusion, pink, optical illusion, pink and blue, girl
Inclusivity = Excellence Magnet
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Description: When we love and encourage everyone we all become better people for it. Be good people to people.

Tags: pride, gay marriage, unicorn, gay love, lgbtq
Mister Falcon Magnet
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Description: Get ready for the Holiday Season with this highly censored Mister Falcon faux knit design.

Tags: christmas sweater, john mcclane, die hard, happy holidays, christmas humor
Ok, But First Dance Magnet
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Description: If you're in a recreation dance class, on a competition dance team or the parent of either, you must have your priorities! Dance before all things!

Tags: dancing, party, dancer, competition, competitor
Popcorn Magnet
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Description: If its a late night movie at home, in the theater or at a sport arena, everyone love popcorn!

Tags: movie, buttery, food, hollywood, cinema
Mirror Dance Design Magnet
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Description: Show off your love of Dance with this fun, mirrored shirt.

Tags: gift, hip hop, vintage, 3d, dancer
Shark Fart Magnet
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Description: This would make a great band name. If you're a band and looking for a band name let me know. We can work out a deal for this art.

Tags: beach, shark week, sharks, summer, band names
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS Magnet
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Description: If this pandemic has taught us anything its that we all need to take our shots.

Tags: vaccinated, health, science, fully vaccinated, pro vaccine
I Didn't Vote For Him Magnet
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Description: No one is happy about what is going on right now. All I know is...I didn't vote for him.

Tags: vote, 45, gop, impeach, shithole

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