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Whether it is creating dynamic layouts or writing course material, I enjoy the process of design. I focus on Graphic Design, Instructional Design, Illustration and Section 508 Accessibility Review/Remediation. I live in Papillion, Nebraska and have four amazing kids. See more of my work at GeekyWhiteGuy.com
Papillion, Nebraska

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Buy Art From Humans Hoodie
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Description: I stand firmly behind human artists. AI can not create art. It steals art from humans. Don't be a thief.

Tags: ai art, human, human rights, robot, social justice

Buy Art From Humans Hoodie

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Ask Me About My Underwear Hoodie
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Description: Its ok to talk about your underwear. And it's ok for other people to ask you about yours.

Tags: adorable, colorful, cute, cutesy, funny

Ask Me About My Underwear Hoodie

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No ai Art Hoodie
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Description: ai "art" is not art. It is a rearrangement of someone else's art that was stolen.

Tags: ai, ai generated art, ai sucks, artificial intelligence, artists

No ai Art Hoodie

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Nebraska - Ope Hoodie
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Description: Here in Nebraska we're known for a few things. One of the most well known is a thing we all say without even knowing we say it.

Tags: map, midwest, nebraska, nebraska nice

Nebraska - Ope Hoodie

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Iowa - Ope Hoodie
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Description: It has come to my attention that people all over the Midwest have this word in their vocabulary. Ope.

Tags: ope, state, iowa state, midwest, hawkeye

Iowa - Ope Hoodie

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Papillion - Established 1870 Hoodie

Description: Show pride in your favorite little town in Nebraska by repping in this titans color scheme Papillion tee.

Tags: titans, papillion, small town, nebraska, midwest

Papillion - Established 1870 Hoodie

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Papillion - Established 1870 Hoodie

Description: Show pride in your favorite little town in Nebraska by repping in this monarch color scheme Papillion tee.

Tags: midwest, plhs, monarch, butterfly, gift

Papillion - Established 1870 Hoodie

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Poop Tarts, Unexpected Explosive Diarrhea Hoodie
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Description: Everybody does it...might as well be proud of it.

Tags: morning shit, unhealthy, food, calories, shit
Dads Dance Definition Hoodie
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Description: Being a dance dad is a special experience. Some people might not know what it is, but now you can help educate everyone on how things are going.

Tags: dancer, family, dad, dancing, dance

Dads Dance Definition Hoodie

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Papillion Hoodie
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Description: I'm very proud of the city I live in and love to share and promote it whenever I can. Here's your opportunity to do the same.

Tags: papillion, papillion nebraska, butterfly, local artist

Papillion Hoodie

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Papillion Pineapple Hoodie
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Description: Pineapples are yummy.

Tags: swinger, friends, papillion funny, summer, pineapples

Papillion Pineapple Hoodie

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What's the Wi-Fi Password? Hoodie
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Description: Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you have to leave your house. When that happens, it's important to know what the Wi-Fi password is. Keep you priorities straight!

Tags: wifi lover, hiking, wifi, wireless, adventure

What's the Wi-Fi Password? Hoodie

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Fly Gravy Hoodie
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Description: Show your support of the most luscious of accompaniments to everyone's favorite source of carbohydrates. Its gravy. Yummy, savory, gravy.

Tags: navy, veteran, soldier, geek, thanksgiving day

Fly Gravy Hoodie

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Adulting is a Scam Hoodie
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Description: As a kid you are told that being an adult is amazing! It's not. It's exhausting, full of anxiety, super difficult, excruciating, and painful. It was ALL a scam.

Tags: scamming, scammer, adulting is hard, adult, scam

Adulting is a Scam Hoodie

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Don't @ Me Hoodie
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Description: Look, sometimes it is healthy to remind people that you just want to be left alone. Including online.

Tags: sarcasm, antisocial, joke, lonely, introverted

Don't @ Me Hoodie

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ART life Hoodie
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Description: A simple design to express your love of the art life.

Tags: drawing, designs, gift idea, art is life, painting

ART life Hoodie

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Pineapple on top of Pizza Hoodie
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Description: The debate rages on but there's no denying pineapple really works it up there on top of that pizza.

Tags: pineapple, funny, food porn, pizza lover, food

Pineapple on top of Pizza Hoodie

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Guts! Hoodie
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Description: Ever wonder what's going on in your abdomen? Wonder no more!

Tags: intestine, stomach, funny, geek, guts

Guts! Hoodie

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S'more Hoodie
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Description: One of my all time favorite things in the world is sitting around a camp fire with friends and family while eating smores. This design is a celebration of something I really love: Graham Crackers + Marshmallows + Chocolate

Tags: camping, smores campfires, adventure, chocolate, smores lover

S'more Hoodie

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2 Pump Chump Hoodie
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Description: Don't buy this shirt. And if you do buy it...don't wear it. I'm honestly not sure why I made this. I guess it's because it makes me giggle like a 7th grader every time I see it.

Tags: 2 pump chump, chump, funny quote, funny saying, premature

2 Pump Chump Hoodie

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I Post Spoilers Hoodie
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Description: We've all had our favorite shows and movies spoiled by some jerk who blabs about it before we've had a chance to see it. Or maybe YOU are the jerk who blabs. Either way this one makes a great gift.

Tags: alert, funny saying, spoiler alert, funny slogan, humor

I Post Spoilers Hoodie

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I Carried a Watermelon Hoodie
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Description: When you first meet Johnny, you might say something cool and memorable. Or...you might also blurt out I CARRIED A WATERMELON. You have to live with that awkwardness forever.

Tags: 80s, camp, dance, dancing, film

I Carried a Watermelon Hoodie

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The Head Hoodie
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Description: This old timey anatomy illustration is perfect for you to wear AS your Halloween costume. "What are YOU supposed to be?" "THE HEAD!! (obviously)

Tags: spooky, death, horror, skeleton, halloween

The Head Hoodie

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You Are Too Close Hoodie
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Description: In these weird times when you never who around you may be sick with Covid-19 and half the people refuse to wear a mask its important to let people know when they are too close to you. The CDC recommends 6 feet. I recommend more.

Tags: introverted, funny saying, humor, funny quote, social distancing

You Are Too Close Hoodie

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Science is not an Opinion Hoodie
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Description: A scientific theory is an explanation of an aspect of the natural world that can be repeatedly tested and verified in accordance with the scientific method, using accepted protocols of observation, measurement, and evaluation of results. It's not an opinion.

Tags: science gift, physics student, science teachers, science student, science teacher gift

Science is not an Opinion Hoodie

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Newb Life Hoodie
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Description: Being a newb isn't just something you do...it's something you are. Make sure everyone knows that about you with this shirt.

Tags: game, video gamer, video game, gamer life, gaming

Newb Life Hoodie

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I Like Coffee More Than I Like You Hoodie
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Description: Do you enjoy your coffee but don't enjoy the people in your life? YOu're not alone.

Tags: caffeine, humor, starbucks, humorous, i love coffee
Rhinestone Widow Hoodie
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Description: Dance Dads know what I'm talking about.

Tags: mom, father, gift, dancer, competition

Rhinestone Widow Hoodie

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We Are Not Friends Hoodie
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Description: Let the great people around you know exactly how you feel without ever having to say a word!

Tags: retro, color, vintage, distressed, fun

We Are Not Friends Hoodie

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My Fly is Down Hoodie
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Description: My fly has really been feeling down lately. So sad.

Tags: geekywhiteguy, cute, cartoon, geek, humor

My Fly is Down Hoodie

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Handful Hoodie
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Description: Some people are easy to handle, others are a real handful.

Tags: tits, humor, woman, boobies, sexy

Handful Hoodie

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Boys Are Gross Hoodie
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Description: As the father of 3 girls I highly support the message of this artwork.

Tags: pink, purple, women, humor, funny

Boys Are Gross Hoodie

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Alright. Together then. Hoodie

Description: On your adventure you need a friend. It's hard to go it alone.

Tags: jim henson, gelflings, muppets, dark crystal, gelfling

Alright. Together then. Hoodie

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Dance Panda Hoodie
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Description: If you love dance...and you love Panadas this is the shirt for you!

Tags: funny panda, bears, animal, childrens illustration, bear

Dance Panda Hoodie

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No Regerts Hoodie
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Description: Live your live with your eyes forward, regardless of your ability to spell.

Tags: motivation, spelling, funnytee, funny, misspelled

No Regerts Hoodie

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Nerd Hoodie
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Description: Being different is nothing to be ashamed of. Wear it as a badge of honor. Some might even call this a bit elegant.

Tags: nerdy gifts, nerdyness, beautiful, cute nerdy, nerdystuff

Nerd Hoodie

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