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Whether it is creating dynamic layouts or writing course material, I enjoy the process of design. I focus on Graphic Design, Instructional Design, Illustration and Section 508 Accessibility Review/Remediation. I live in Papillion, Nebraska and have four amazing kids. See more of my work at GeekyWhiteGuy.com
Papillion, Nebraska

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Buy Art From Humans Tapestry
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Description: I stand firmly behind human artists. AI can not create art. It steals art from humans. Don't be a thief.

Tags: ai art, human, human rights, robot, social justice
No ai Art Tapestry
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Description: ai "art" is not art. It is a rearrangement of someone else's art that was stolen.

Tags: ai, ai generated art, ai sucks, artificial intelligence, artists
Nebraska - Ope Tapestry
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Description: Here in Nebraska we're known for a few things. One of the most well known is a thing we all say without even knowing we say it.

Tags: map, midwest, nebraska, nebraska nice
Iowa - Ope Tapestry
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Description: It has come to my attention that people all over the Midwest have this word in their vocabulary. Ope.

Tags: ope, state, iowa state, midwest, hawkeye
Papillion Tapestry
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Description: I'm very proud of the city I live in and love to share and promote it whenever I can. Here's your opportunity to do the same.

Tags: papillion, papillion nebraska, butterfly, local artist
Papillion Pineapple Tapestry
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Description: Pineapples are yummy.

Tags: swinger, friends, papillion funny, summer, pineapples
What's the Wi-Fi Password? Tapestry
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Description: Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you have to leave your house. When that happens, it's important to know what the Wi-Fi password is. Keep you priorities straight!

Tags: wifi lover, hiking, wifi, wireless, adventure
Fly Gravy Tapestry
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Description: Show your support of the most luscious of accompaniments to everyone's favorite source of carbohydrates. Its gravy. Yummy, savory, gravy.

Tags: navy, veteran, soldier, geek, thanksgiving day
Adulting is a Scam Tapestry
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Description: As a kid you are told that being an adult is amazing! It's not. It's exhausting, full of anxiety, super difficult, excruciating, and painful. It was ALL a scam.

Tags: scamming, scammer, adulting is hard, adult, scam
Don't @ Me Tapestry
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Description: Look, sometimes it is healthy to remind people that you just want to be left alone. Including online.

Tags: sarcasm, antisocial, joke, lonely, introverted
ART life Tapestry
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Description: A simple design to express your love of the art life.

Tags: drawing, designs, gift idea, art is life, painting
Pineapple on top of Pizza Tapestry

Description: The debate rages on but there's no denying pineapple really works it up there on top of that pizza.

Tags: pineapple, funny, food porn, pizza lover, food
S'more Tapestry
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Description: One of my all time favorite things in the world is sitting around a camp fire with friends and family while eating smores. This design is a celebration of something I really love: Graham Crackers + Marshmallows + Chocolate

Tags: camping, smores campfires, adventure, chocolate, smores lover
I Post Spoilers Tapestry
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Description: We've all had our favorite shows and movies spoiled by some jerk who blabs about it before we've had a chance to see it. Or maybe YOU are the jerk who blabs. Either way this one makes a great gift.

Tags: alert, funny saying, spoiler alert, funny slogan, humor
I Carried a Watermelon Tapestry
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Description: When you first meet Johnny, you might say something cool and memorable. Or...you might also blurt out I CARRIED A WATERMELON. You have to live with that awkwardness forever.

Tags: 80s, camp, dance, dancing, film
The Head Tapestry
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Description: This old timey anatomy illustration is perfect for you to wear AS your Halloween costume. "What are YOU supposed to be?" "THE HEAD!! (obviously)

Tags: spooky, death, horror, skeleton, halloween
You Are Too Close Tapestry
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Description: In these weird times when you never who around you may be sick with Covid-19 and half the people refuse to wear a mask its important to let people know when they are too close to you. The CDC recommends 6 feet. I recommend more.

Tags: introverted, funny saying, humor, funny quote, social distancing
Newb Life Tapestry
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Description: Being a newb isn't just something you do...it's something you are. Make sure everyone knows that about you with this shirt.

Tags: game, video gamer, video game, gamer life, gaming
I Like Coffee More Than I Like You Tapestry
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Description: Do you enjoy your coffee but don't enjoy the people in your life? YOu're not alone.

Tags: caffeine, humor, starbucks, humorous, i love coffee
Rhinestone Widow Tapestry
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Description: Dance Dads know what I'm talking about.

Tags: mom, father, gift, dancer, competition
Handful Tapestry
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Description: Some people are easy to handle, others are a real handful.

Tags: tits, humor, woman, boobies, sexy
Boys Are Gross Tapestry
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Description: As the father of 3 girls I highly support the message of this artwork.

Tags: pink, purple, women, humor, funny
Dicks Out Tapestry
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Description: Another great band name. Sometimes you have to just get everything all out into the open.

Tags: rooster, boys, humor, penis, quotes
Alright. Together then. Tapestry

Description: On your adventure you need a friend. It's hard to go it alone.

Tags: jim henson, gelflings, muppets, dark crystal, gelfling
Dance Panda Tapestry
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Description: If you love dance...and you love Panadas this is the shirt for you!

Tags: funny panda, bears, animal, childrens illustration, bear
No Regerts Tapestry
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Description: Live your live with your eyes forward, regardless of your ability to spell.

Tags: motivation, spelling, funnytee, funny, misspelled
Nerd Tapestry
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Description: Being different is nothing to be ashamed of. Wear it as a badge of honor. Some might even call this a bit elegant.

Tags: nerdy gifts, nerdyness, beautiful, cute nerdy, nerdystuff
In Case of Emergency Tapestry
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Description: Always have a plan in case of emergencies. You can never be too prepared.

Tags: history, internet, computer, caution, art
8-Bit Pumpkin Tapestry
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Description: Everyone loves pumpkins! Even on clothes.

Tags: spooky, scary, the great pumpkin, 8bit, halloween
Funky Dance Design Tapestry
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Description: Show off your love of Dance with this fun and funky shirt.

Tags: illusion, pink, optical illusion, pink and blue, girl
Inclusivity = Excellence Tapestry
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Description: When we love and encourage everyone we all become better people for it. Be good people to people.

Tags: pride, gay marriage, unicorn, gay love, lgbtq
Mister Falcon Tapestry
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Description: Get ready for the Holiday Season with this highly censored Mister Falcon faux knit design.

Tags: christmas sweater, john mcclane, die hard, happy holidays, christmas humor
Popcorn Tapestry
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Description: If its a late night movie at home, in the theater or at a sport arena, everyone love popcorn!

Tags: movie, buttery, food, hollywood, cinema
Mirror Dance Design Tapestry
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Description: Show off your love of Dance with this fun, mirrored shirt.

Tags: gift, hip hop, vintage, 3d, dancer
Shark Fart Tapestry
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Description: This would make a great band name. If you're a band and looking for a band name let me know. We can work out a deal for this art.

Tags: beach, shark week, sharks, summer, band names
Moon Man Tapestry
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Description: The Moon Man goes for a stroll.

Tags: nasa, space, astronaut, sci fi, science fiction

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