Going Ape Shirt Costumes

Description: Are you proud of how far you've come? Want to declare to the world that you've grown up? Was leaving the womb upsetting? Oh shut up, be an adult and buy the shirt.

Description: Focus on the work. Focus on your goals. Focus on making the thing you make. That noise? Just noise. Get in there and do the thing.

Description: My nephew found this profound illustration in a public bathroom. He thinks that putting it on a sweatshirt would make an excellent gift for his little brother and I agree. Long live Count Sackula!!! Now in a more tidy and modest corner placement.

Description: My nephew found this profound illustration in a public bathroom. He thinks that putting it on a sweatshirt would make an excellent gift for his little brother and I agree. Long live Count Sackula!!!

Description: He's so breathtakingly stupid! You know who we're talking about. Doofus. Dumb. So dumb.

Description: We find these truths to be self evident! Liberals are better lovers.

Description: Did that say what I thought it said? Not quite. Fack them bleepity bleepin' Nuzis.

Description: Y'all like rollercoasters? Economic seasickness? Are yippy and afraid your pronouns? This shirt is for you!

Description: Just a name some woman called me, another woman, on the internet. It was just so random...and hilarious....so I made it into a shirt.

Description: Do you think about crabs? I do. All the time. Morning. Night. In my dreams.

Description: Yeah, I mean YOU. Your vote for Trump, or your lack of voting, means we all get to find out.

Description: I am woman and don't threaten women with a good time. See you in court.

Description: “A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.” - The Declaration of Independence

Description: Are you a taker, according to a billionaire? Me too! Vote for me for the president of takers!

Description: Elon is just enthusiastic about grammar!

Description: You like Jesus? He's a great guy!

Description: Thank the universe that I got this uterus removed!

Description: My son shouted this while he was talking online with his friends. I have no context. You should ask him.

Description: Some self professed asshole on Threads bestowed some wisdom on me. I asked if I could put it on a tee. He said I could for 10%. I'm going for it!

Description: Kamala now bears the baton. Vote blue

Description: If you tell a woman to smile, expect to see her fangs...

Description: Trump's a convicted felon!

Description: Who needs to pay attention to your own trial? Time for a nappy nap! Zzzzzzz!

Description: We all make up stories about ourselves. It's probably good you give others some forewarning about it.

Description: Lone Wolf? Unless you need cuddles, soup, hugs, a blanket, smooches, ice cream, deep conversations, movie nights, plushies, tacos, boinking, vent sessions, muffins, snuggles, mushy texts, hand holding, long weekends, spooning and massages.

Description: Person, woman, man, camera, TV - Good job, Donnie!

Description: Life moves on, day by day, and we all get through it the best we can. You can tell people that some days are better than others.

Description: If you don't stop lookin.....

Description: Boobs + delicious = boobalicious!

Description: Boobies so good, they're bad!

Description: Do you like DIY, crafting, FUN? Never forget your play dough recipe, you big kid.

Description: Grumpy? Little hangry? It's okay to insist on a little quiet until you get a sandwich.

Description: You might be free to run your mouth but I'm free to tell you to shut up. You should pay ME in fact.

Description: Got PMS? Pregnant? Perimenopause? Menopause? Puberty? Birth Control fun? Low hormones? High hormones? ANY HORMONES? Yeah, I understand. It's that time of the day, month, year, decade and you need calm and quiet. My hormones are telling me to tell you to SHUT UP.

Description: Little grumpy, are we? Not a morning lover? Midmorning lover? Afternoon lover? Right, coffee and quiet is always the answer.

Description: Do you like all kinds of flavors? Me too! Every flavor is delicious!