HappyNerdShirts

Description: He's the one, the only...the happy nerd. Our mascot, now your apparel.

Description: You know who you are, and you know where you're going. Now let everyone else see there is only one direction for you: nerding.

Description: Oh yes, this shirt can scale.

Description: This is the only pointer that is proudly null. It even brags about it.

Description: SQL Scottie has so many toys, but which to fetch first?

Description: The inner nerd will calm you. Embrace it.

Description: This is no self-balancing binary search tree .... no, this is a B-tree! Like an oak, it stands proud ... which is why your database is probably using one.