HappyNerdShirts

Description: He's the one, the only...the happy nerd. Our mascot, now your apparel.

Description: Oh yes, this shirt can scale.

Description: Mr. Roman, Lucinda, Courie, Comica, and their cat Ding: a loving family who have been keeping the web safe since its inception.

Description: This is the only pointer that is proudly null. It even brags about it.

Description: Semaphore. Mutex. What is the meaning of it all?

Description: SQL Scottie has so many toys, but which to fetch first?

Description: This magic number is unmistakably unique, which is more than you can say for the ones you'll find in that next refactoring sprint.

Description: The inner nerd will calm you. Embrace it.

Description: This is no self-balancing binary search tree .... no, this is a B-tree! Like an oak, it stands proud ... which is why your database is probably using one.

Description: You're not just any nerd, you're a pro. Tell the world