K. Thor Jensen

It's a lot like astral projection

Let people know what they're in for when they talk to you.

They won't laugh at this goose ever again

Vol 1. No. 1 October 1957

What if Taylor Swift was in the Misfits? Well I think it would go a little something like this.

With twistable arms, head, waist and legs to present a desirous pose.

It Is The First Scientific Proof Of The Existence Of The Radio-Active Atomic Power Of The Spirit Of God In Us.

Show your Wife Guy nature with the least Wife Guy music of all time

There's no way out. For either of us.

Weekend Update, October 1st, 1994

NO BATHROOM IS SAFE

NIH Consensus Development Conference 1985

It's the dog, with the long nose, from the video.

It points... at YOU!!!!!

60% more cheese than the next leading brand!

Old comic book ads were the best. This thing was probably just a balloon that squeaked.

Bovril is the trademarked name of a thick and salty meat extract paste

Doesn't matter which one it is.

It's a bargain at twice the price.

Are you a lady? Are you Satan? Here's your shirt.

What if ordinary salesman Saburo Nishikoyama decided, instead of donning a skeleton outfit to fight crime, to join a greasy horror punk band from New Jersey? Well I think it would go a little something like this.

Show your Beantown pride with this great shirt. Other city names available on request.

Celebrating the powerful revolutionary statements of socialist martyr Jesse Farrar

Haters blades shatter on my stones.

That's why I'm not driving it

I put in the newspaper that you got mad

Let the world know.

The Proven Money Maker

Another banger logo from Spire Christian Comics

WARNING

It's normal and everybody does it

If you're going to have any kind of craze, have a BLOOD CRAZE

Show your loyalty to Hillbilly Jim's pork-loving nuncle

Cause the conservatives in your life to poo their pants and run away screaming about Saul Alinsky, pronouns and Critical Race Theory.

I don't care and I didn't ask

If you're a death metal wife guy but don't want to wear a black shirt, I've got you covered