K. Thor Jensen

Description: This one gives "Women Love Me, Fish Fear Me" a different meaning

Description: Lettering by Phil Dobson from a 1973 issue of Penthouse. Imagine getting paid to draw this. Bring back the world they stole from us.

Description: Give this to the smartest person you think you know

Description: Bull Nakano, Dump Matsumoto, and Condor Saito, the relentless brutalizers of All Japan Women's Pro Wrestling throughout the 1980s. Image harvested from a contemporaneous Japanese fanzine

Description: Based on a T-shirt worn by Dave "The Cobra" Parker in 1976 to get the Pirates out of a losing streak.

Description: I was horrified to find that not only was the original Survival Tobita shirt unavailable anywhere on the Internet, but the only record of it was a low-res JPG. Using AI upscaling, font matching and elbow grease, you can now proclaim your fandom of the Japanese Rock 'N Roller in the 2K22

Description: Meeting every year in Piobicco, the Club dei Brutti celebrates ugliness in all its forms.

Description: I found this seriously awesome 1960s chart of UFO sightings in the National Archives and decided to make a shirt out of it.

Description: Why shouldn't we step on snakes? Snakes suck.

Description: Show your dedication to getting zooted in bulk with this excellent shirt

Description: As sported by Billy "Boogie" Worrell in the "Ernest's Family Album" VHS. Cut the sleeves off after purchasing for best results.

Description: Your adventuring party opens the thick wooden door. They enter a damp stone room with exits to the EAST and SOUTH. Facing the party is a group of four SKELETON WARRIORS with BIG TITTIES. Roll for initiative.

Description: As seen on a bar sign in Kyoto

Description: Sign spotted in a Tokyo alley reading "No Urinating, No Vomiting, No Making A Mess In This Location." He's serious!

Description: Now more than ever

Description: Do you got a Short Dick and Long Balls? Let the world know about it.

Description: It's the square you want to land on when you play Press Your Luck, unless you are a sick freak who loves whammies

Description: Do you know a Wine Mom who also bangs her head to Morbid Angel? Get her this shirt.

Description: Express the true love of your wild violent heart

Description: Design from a novelty mug created by the Papel Co, late 70s

Description: One of the most horrific comic book covers ever drawn, Black Cat Mystery #50 (credited to Lee Elias) is a prime slice of Atomic Age gore.

Description: Police Will Never Help You

Description: You stand on the city of disaster. the Beast City, where the Biological Intelligence in Artificial System, what we call "BIAS" locates. Nobody knows about what has been going on "BIAS", You could hear nothing but deep breathing of "BIAS". The only way to survive is...

Description: Do you like Good Lucha Boys doing Good Lucha Things? Then this is the shirt for you.

Description: Now you too can wear the Grim Reaper tripping balls on molly

Description: Some dumplings of various types

Description: The oldest watering hole on San Juan Island, Herb's was founded in 1943 and hosted many locals getting sauced until it burned to the ground due to arson in 2022. They had a shirt with boobs on it, and this is that shirt.

Description: A Classic Joke T-Shirt! Make The Family Laugh and Laugh Laugh!

Description: Show the world you're down (to party) (alone)

Description: Nothing will detain the Poster from his God-given duty: to Post

Description: If you wake up in the morning and you're worried you might have diarrhea, just wear this shirt.

Description: Commemorating the worst thing that can ever happen in a poster's life

Description: It doesn't seem fair.

Description: It will take a significant amount of guts to wear this shirt in certain parts of this country.

Description: RIP to a real one

Description: If there's a better name for a brand of extremely toxic rat poison I don't want to know what it is