K. Thor Jensen

If you want to bust nuts like [PROTAGONIST OF A GENERIC FIRST PERSON SHOOTER], do it in this shirt

NO TIME LIMIT. NO STOPPING THE MATCH BECAUSE OF BLOOD. NO DISQUALIFICATION. FALLS DON'T COUNT. MUST BE A WINNER. MATCH CONTINUES UNTIL ONE MAN IS UNABLE TO ANSWER THE BELL.

Police Will Never Help You

Based on a T-shirt worn by Dave "The Cobra" Parker in 1976 to get the Pirates out of a losing streak.

As seen on TikTok

It doesn't seem fair.

Your adventuring party opens the thick wooden door. They enter a damp stone room with exits to the EAST and SOUTH. Facing the party is a group of four SKELETON WARRIORS with BIG TITTIES. Roll for initiative.

I found this seriously awesome 1960s chart of UFO sightings in the National Archives and decided to make a shirt out of it.

I was horrified to find that not only was the original Survival Tobita shirt unavailable anywhere on the Internet, but the only record of it was a low-res JPG. Using AI upscaling, font matching and elbow grease, you can now proclaim your fandom of the Japanese Rock 'N Roller in the 2K22

Salute The Brave Poo Poo That Lets You Live Pee Pee

Sure, they make ketchup chips, but sometimes you just need to tell the world you're an old bitch.

It's a perfect excuse

Meeting every year in Piobicco, the Club dei Brutti celebrates ugliness in all its forms.

Collage of logos from adult magazines 1950s-1980s. See how long somebody can look at it without getting grossed out or horny.

Why shouldn't we step on snakes? Snakes suck.

Do you got a Short Dick and Long Balls? Let the world know about it.

I'm obsessed with the idea of an imaginary biker gang named the Simple Kings of Death. If you're a biker, buy this shirt and make it real.

Yoy have to know that any animal that is so into wiping their own ass has something wrong with them.

If you wake up in the morning and you're worried you might have diarrhea, just wear this shirt.

If you ain't certified, you shouldn't pretend you are

Are you a Female Body Respecter? Tell the world. What could possibly go wrong?

Pay tribute to your essential bodily functions with this graphic T-shirt

Warm up with a special someone - a special someone made of HUMAN BONES!!!!

Do you know a Wine Mom who also bangs her head to Morbid Angel? Get her this shirt.

Show your cringe zoomer how much you care about them

Show your love for the grocery store with this shirt made from grocery store labels.

A Classic Joke T-Shirt! Make The Family Laugh and Laugh Laugh!

As sported by Billy "Boogie" Worrell in the "Ernest's Family Album" VHS. Cut the sleeves off after purchasing for best results.

Inspired by underground comic "Armageddon" by Barney Steel

It will take a significant amount of guts to wear this shirt in certain parts of this country.

You stand on the city of disaster. the Beast City, where the Biological Intelligence in Artificial System, what we call "BIAS" locates. Nobody knows about what has been going on "BIAS", You could hear nothing but deep breathing of "BIAS". The only way to survive is...

No, not Pizza Hut. This is a completely different restaurant.

One of the most horrific comic book covers ever drawn, Black Cat Mystery #50 (credited to Lee Elias) is a prime slice of Atomic Age gore.

Also Don't Karate On Them

What if we kissed... On The Strange Bridge From The PC Port Of Donkey Kong 3?

The immortal Iron Sheik reflects on his life's only mistake