K. Thor Jensen

Sometimes it's hard to not go full Climate Goth. Contribute to the destruction of the planet with this T-shirt or other product.

In 1994 arcade game Karnov's Revenge, players battle thirteen foes including the punk rocker Matlok. This is a banner that hangs in the background of his stage. He's very cool.

If you're Extremely Online and your Opinions are Bad, you might have brain worms.

Pen and ink image of a wolf carrying three severed human penises in its mouth (2019)

If your blood pumps in blastbeat time, this is the shirt for you.

Sometimes somebody will get all worked up just looking at you and you feel bad for them. Here's a shirt for that.

If you have to make spreadsheets for work, at least wear this shirt while you do it.

So I love the Jackie Chan movie Rumble in the Bronx for a lot of reasons but one is the incredible early 90s outfits on the biker gang antagonists. One of the dudes who has like one line wears this great jumper that has a huge red fist on the front, back and both arms. Unfortunately I can't print on the sides but Teepublic now lets us do front and back so we're almost there! Design painstakingly mimicked from a screencap of the film.

Let the world know where you get the strength to survive and triumph against all odds

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This is a reproduction of a classic K. Thor Jensen T-shirt, worn on screen through much of Seasons 27-30. So the story goes that a fella brought a lady home from a bar and they started going at it. When she realized she wasn't interested, she started telling him to "get off me, get off me." At this, the gentleman sat up and flexed both of his biceps ostentatiously. The lady asked what he was doing and he replied "You told me to get awesome!"

An important message that is helpful to remember

The perfect gift for the doodoo eater in your life

Pay tribute to the four brave Americans lost in the assault on the embassy in Benghazi with this shirt

What's good for the goose is good for the gander, and Steven Crowder is indeed a piece of shit. All profits will be donated to Lambda Legal for this one.

This one is for Friends and Family only. If you have not visited our ancestral camp you are not permitted to purchase this shirt. Sorry.

As technology becomes more powerful, the level of detail and realism in our emojis will invariably increase. Here is a proposal for a more realistic feces emoji.

I got my daughter Rose (age 10) to do this week's T-shirt design. She'll get any money made from sales of this product.

The perfect shirt to wear in situations where you really don't want to talk about your T-shirt

As seen in Epic Ilustrated #3 (fall 1980)

This is a fine shirt for Gothics, Metal Heads and other people who live life in the Dark Zone. Unlike our other products, this shirt is only available in one color: BLACK.

This shirt is only for Jitka so if you are not Jitka please do not buy it.

You say you're a big Withered Teats Of The Crone fan? But you don't have a 100% official licensed Withered Teats Of The Crone T-shirt? Get out of here, poseur.

Show your support for the Lion of Budapest in exile with this extremely dope Sebastian Gorka T-shirt. If you wear it in a photo with him I will refund your purchase price.

Please consider the children this anime season.

In commemoration of American citizens from both sides of the aisle turning on one of their own to swear fealty to an apartheid state.

Pay tribute to the dark lord of the underworld, the Great Gonzo, with this extremely kvlt shirt

I'm sorry guys I really wanted to make you a cute T-shirt this week but I got sick and puked all over it.

We live in a society. Gamers rise up.

Put something in there! Something good might happen!

In the 1930s, as the Great Depression ravaged the country, millions of men left their homes for an itinerant hobo lifestyle. They criss-crossed the country on trains and would leave scrawled markings on fences and walls to communicate with each other. That "hobo code" became a language of its own, and this is one of my favorite symbols.

You think you're hot shit on fine china, but you're really