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Description: A certain Belgian detective is here to cheer you up as best he can.

Description: The wild west was never more beautiful and homicidal! Mom, Dad and the kids got lost, shot at, & chased by a horribly mutated Russian scientist and all you got was this lousy shirt! Flag on the moon!

Description: Is it a teen-ager who strangles? Or a person who strangles teen-agers? Who knows? Who cares? It's a cheesy early '60s low-budget horror film glorifying drag racing, bike stealing and forgotten fashion trends. Yipe Stripes!

Description: What's a satyr caretaker to do when he's at the crossroads of his career? Go into business for himself! Don't know if the Master would approve, though.

Description: Battle of the Beer Bellies! A sloppy, loose-cannon LA cop takes on a hockey-haired hellion from the north!

Description: How many nicknames can an action hero have? A stylized rendition of a beefy space hero and his multiple riff-induced aliases.

Description: A salute to music appreciation & gender identification. You can have the spirit of music inside and outside! Inspired by the old educational short seen on a certain mysteriously scientific theatrical program.

Description: It's that guy from the low-budget, cheesy, 1950s sci-fi flic "Teenagers From Outer Space." Definitely not a humanitarian.

Description: Watch out! Moons are going to crash! Don't worry! Here comes Bavarro, the aggressively nice King of Posito! And his scintillating catchphrase.

Description: He wants to be like the hu-man! Classic 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man!

Description: Retro 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man! Complete with his classic query quote.

Description: Tor Johnson gets your room ready for a good night's sleep. Best to keep your eyes closed.

Description: Just when you thought it was safe from archaic cult film references, along comes a generic Scream Queen from the forgotten sci-fi flop "The Creeping Terror!" What is it, indeed.

Description: Misinterpreting the 2nd Amendment since the 19th century Arming psychopaths for the greater GREED. Guns don't kill people. Bullets tearing through flesh kill people. One of the biggest terrorist organizations in the US.

Description: Election cheaters & political whores who generally want to transform America into a medieval feudal system with them as divine, unquestioning royalty.

Description: P is for: Propaganda, Politburo, Political, Poisonous, Polonium, Pompous, Pipsqueak, Pee tape, & Putin!

Description: Donny "Doll-Hands" Trump: Con artist. Russian puppet. Traitor. Failed real estate agent & Reality TV show host. President to 32% of the USA. A BIG menace with a tiny grasp of things. We're all gonna die!

Description: Part shark, part girl's bicycle! All business! A BIG fish in a small pond on a bicycle built for CHEW!!! You think you're cool? Hip? With it? The Shark Rider laughs at all that is trendy!

Description: Fairy tale weirdness to the extreme! What the heck are Hobyahs? Confuse/amuse your hipster friends with these obscure, archaic, forgotten folklore figures! Freaky!

Description: A humorous idea inspired from MST3K episode #521 "Santa Claus". A Mexican holiday film favorite depicting Ol' St Nick against Ol' Mr. Pitch. A holy war with goofy overtones!

Description: Voldar is none too pleased with bringing Christmas to Mars. Inspired by "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians", here's a shirt that gets your cranky alienation message across during the happy holidays.