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I Heart Chonky Cats! Socks
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Description: Don't we all?

Tags: fat kitty, kitten, cat lovers clothing, fat cat, chonky

I Heart Chonky Cats! Socks

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Dog Is Love Socks
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Description: Great shirt for every dog lover!

Tags: pet, puppy, love dogs, pets, pet lover

Dog Is Love Socks

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Rainbow Pet Paws Dogs Are The Best People I Know Socks
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Description: The more I get to know people the more I like my dog.

Tags: queer, lgbt pride, lgbtq, gay pride, pet lovers
Trump Is A Malignant Narcissist Socks
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Description: Finally he says a truthful statement.

Tags: donald trump, narcissistic, trump, illegitimate, president
Betsy Ross Flag Gun Control Now Socks
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Description: I doubt the founding fathers would have supported every citizen having enough fire power to single handedly defeat the British.

Tags: ak47, ar15, gun control reform, background checks, gun control
Does Virginity Grow Back After A While? Socks
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Description: I mean do you have to renew it annually or something?

Tags: self deprecating, silly, awesome, humor, viginity is for lovers
The GOP Is A Shit Show And Trump Is The Ringmaster Socks
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Description: It's literally true. The grand old party is a joke and it's all because of Trump.

Tags: anti conservative, anti republican, anti trump, democrat, donald trump
GOP Shit Show And Trump Is The Ringmaster Socks

Description: Great shirt for anyone that misses the days when the Republican party wasn't a bunch of sycophants.

Tags: trump sucks, trump 2020, dump trump, republican, fuck trump
Not My Circus Not My Monkeys But I'm The Ringmaster Of This Shit Show Socks

Description: Sometimes we have responsibility that we did not choose and have to clean up other people's messes.

Tags: carnival, circus, freak show, life sucks, monkey
If I Were Noah I Would Have Left The Roaches Socks
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Description: Just sayin. We don't really need them do we?

Tags: roaches, humour, bugs, cockroaches, religion
How Many More Need To Die Gun Control Now Socks
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Description: Aren't we all just getting sick and tired of these shootings? Yet all the gun nuts can do is talk about "their rights". What about our rights to living without fear?

Tags: nra blood money, nra sucks, mass shootings, nra is a terrorist organization, repeal and replace the second amendment
Technicolor Techno Music Lover Socks
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Description: Should do interesting effects under club strobe lights.

Tags: chicago, deadmau5, detroit, digweed, dj
House Music Lover Socks

Description: Perfect gift for the House Music Lover in your life.

Tags: house music symbol, felix da house cat, disc jockey, dj, edm

House Music Lover Socks

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Trump Space Force Emblem Socks
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Description: Anything he does is a joke.

Tags: trump sucks, science, maga, fuck trump, shuttle

Trump Space Force Emblem Socks

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Devious Skull And Crossbones Socks
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Description: If you got it. flaunt it.

Tags: halloween, scary, creepy, horror, skeleton

Devious Skull And Crossbones Socks

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I Wish The Robots Would Hurry Up And Take My Damn Job! Socks
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Description: Sometime having your job automated is a blessing.

Tags: roboticized, robotics technician, robotics, technology, robots
Merch Upload "Original" Artwork Socks
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Description: Only t-shirt designers will get this joke..

Tags: amazon, designer, graphic designer, humor, illustrator
Texas State Rainbow Gay Pride Socks
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Description: Outline of the state of Texas cutout of vintage looking LGBTQ Pride colors.

Tags: gay pride, gay, texas, colorful, lgbt

Texas State Rainbow Gay Pride Socks

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Gay Pride Dinosaurs Socks

Description: Because everyone loves dinosaurs and LGBTQ Pride!

Tags: dinosaurs, pterodactyl, t rex, tyrannosaurus rex, trex

Gay Pride Dinosaurs Socks

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Coffee & Wine Besties 4 Life Socks
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Description: For those of us who can't get through life without these two.

Tags: alcohol, besties, besties forever, booze, caffeine

Coffee & Wine Besties 4 Life Socks

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Don't Poke The Resting Bitch Socks
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Description: You won't like the face you see after that.

Tags: bitch, dont mess with me, humor, meme, mom gift idea

Don't Poke The Resting Bitch Socks

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Tax The Churches Socks
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Description: Tax the churches to pay for universal healthcare. It's what Jesus would have done!

Tags: anti theist, secularist, dawkins, secular, rationalist

Tax The Churches Socks

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Aliens Lock Their Doors When They Fly By Earth Socks
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Description: When humans move into your neighborhood property values plummet.

Tags: x files, trust no one, xfiles, sci fi, ufo
Cash Money Jesus Socks
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Description: Jesus has bills too.

Tags: tax the churches, freethinker, rationalist, christopher hitchens, non religious

Cash Money Jesus Socks

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YOLO Jesus Socks
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Description: Is this blasphemy or heresy? I am fuzzy on the difference.

Tags: atheist, atheism humor, atheism, there is no god, anti religion

YOLO Jesus Socks

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Stares In Judgement Kitty Socks
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Description: You know what you did and your cat knows also.

Tags: kitten, analytical, cute cats, analyzing, cats

Stares In Judgement Kitty Socks

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I Scream You Scream The Ice Cream Screams Socks

Description: I should not have licked that last toad.

Tags: goth, emo, black humor, shout into the void, kill me
Strong Coffee Gives Me Hope Socks
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Description: Amazing how caffeine can change your outlook on life for a short time...

Tags: latte, caffeine, pessimism, nihilist, coffee drinks

Strong Coffee Gives Me Hope Socks

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Touch My Balls Socks

Description: Turns out some men don't mind unsolicited groping.

Tags: testicular cancer, balls, testicles, ball, lgbt

Touch My Balls Socks

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Weiner Lover Dachsund Lover Socks
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Description: Maybe you love your weiner dog, maybe you're gay. It has many meanings.

Tags: dachshund, dachshunds, dachsund, dog, dogs

Weiner Lover Dachsund Lover Socks

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She Shed Bitch Barn Socks
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Description: If the shoe fits Sheryl.

Tags: bitch, meme, humor, memes, nasty

She Shed Bitch Barn Socks

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Wake Me Up When Monday Is Over Socks
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Description: If I could sleep through Monday like my cat does life would he awesome!

Tags: i hate my job, monday, kittens, kitty, cat
Climate Change Not Nice Socks
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Description: Just to make it clear for everyone regardless of intelligence or political affiliation. If the seals could talk this is what they'd say, because they're seals and lack language complexity.

Tags: global warming, seals, earth day, recycling, animals

Climate Change Not Nice Socks

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I Scream You Scream We All Scream For Nihilism Socks
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Description: Even the ice cream knows.

Tags: emo, someone kill me, pessimist, scream into the void, nihilistic
Heard You Wanted To See My Nudes So Here's An Aspic Socks
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Description: I really don't know why people ate this stuff.

Tags: 50s, dad, dad joke, fathers day, funnytee
POTUS Pile Of Totally Useless Shit Socks
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Description: Trump is and we all know it.

Tags: trumpbusters, republican, nevertrump, donald j trump, trump fascist

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