PlanetSnark

Description: SO READY FOR THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES + Festivus pole. We need little anti-advent calendars to help us count down to Festivus. Maybe with a tiny liquor bottle behind each door. And then feats of strength. Also available in white.

Description: Boots n cats n boots n cats: A quick and easy phrase for beatbox beginners. Say it fast and you'll be beatboxing in no time. A tongue in cheek design for music lovers and others who like wordplay. Available in other colors.

Description: Boots n cats n boots n cats: A quick and easy phrase for beatbox beginners. Say it fast and you'll be beatboxing in no time. A tongue in cheek design for music lovers and others who like wordplay. Available in other colors.

Description: Boots n cats n boots n cats: A quick and easy phrase for beatbox beginners. Say it fast and you'll be beatboxing in no time. A tongue in cheek design for music lovers and others who like wordplay. Available in other colors.

Description: Boots n cats n boots n cats: A quick and easy phrase for beatbox beginners. Say it fast and you'll be beatboxing in no time. A tongue in cheek design for music lovers and others who like wordplay. Available in other colors.

Description: Boots n cats n boots n cats: A quick and easy phrase for beatbox beginners. Say it fast and you'll be beatboxing in no time. A tongue in cheek design for music lovers and others who like wordplay. Available in other colors.

Description: Flames and fire and the words "this is fine" are perfect for these strange apocalypse days - for a coffee cup in your burning kitchen, or something else. Variations on this design available, also in black.

Description: Flames and fire and the words "this is fine" are perfect for these strange apocalypse days - for a coffee cup in your burning kitchen, or something else. Variations on this design available, also in black.

Description: Flames and fire and the words "this is fine" are perfect for these strange apocalypse days - for a coffee cup in your burning kitchen, or something else. Variations on this design available, also in white.

Description: Flames and fire and the words "this is fine" are perfect for these strange apocalypse days - for a coffee cup in your burning kitchen, or something else. Variations on this design available, also in white.

Description: "salty" in black Gothic letters, similar to antique blackletter font styles. Because being salty is a long and glorious tradition and you should wear it like a badge of honor. There's a LOT to be salty about these days. Also available in white.

Description: "salty" in white Gothic letters, similar to antique blackletter font styles. Because being salty is a long and glorious tradition and you should wear it like a badge of honor. There's a LOT to be salty about these days. Also available in black.

Description: "This is my second rodeo" in black old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.

Description: "This is my second rodeo" in white old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.

Description: Classic portrait of a woman, Isabella Wolff, by Sir Thomas Lawrence, from the early 1800s. Vintage artwork modernized by the addition of a deadpan caption in bright white: "I simply cannot even". Find more updated art in this store: Planet Snark.

Description: Classic portrait of a woman, Isabella Wolff, by Sir Thomas Lawrence, from the early 1800s. Vintage artwork modernized by the addition of a deadpan caption in bright neon pink: "I simply cannot even". Find more updated art in this store: Planet Snark.

Description: "This is my second rodeo" in pink and orange old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.

Description: "You're terrible Muriel" (retro pastel) - whether you're a jealous sister gloating over someone getting in trouble, or just want to remember an iconic 90s line, this could be for you. Available in other colors and styles.

Description: "You're terrible Muriel" (white retro letters) - whether you're a jealous sister gloating over someone getting in trouble, or just want to remember an iconic 90s line, this could be for you. Available in other colors and styles.

Description: "You're terrible Muriel" (colors + spots) - whether you're a jealous sister gloating over someone getting in trouble, or just want to remember an iconic 90s line, this could be for you. Available in other colors and styles.

Description: "You're terrible Muriel" (colors) - whether you're a jealous sister gloating over someone getting in trouble, or just want to remember an iconic 90s line, this could be for you. Available in other colors and styles.

Description: "You're terrible Muriel" (white) - whether you're a jealous sister gloating over someone getting in trouble, or just want to remember an iconic 90s line, this could be for you. Available in other colors and styles.

Description: "All hat, no cattle" in gaudy pink and orange western letters for your inner cowperson. If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Description: This 1770s portrait of a young woman "taking coffee" has been updated with modern bright pop art colors and repeated four times in a collage. "SPILL THE TEA SIS" caption added in bold letters makes it modern AF.

Description: This 1770s portrait of a young woman "taking coffee" has been updated with modern bright pop art colors and repeated four times in a collage. "SPILL THE TEA SIS" caption added in bold letters makes it modern AF.

Description: This 1770s portrait of a young woman "taking coffee" has been updated with modern bright pop art colors and repeated four times in a collage. "SPILL THE TEA SIS" caption added in bold letters makes it modern AF.

Description: A classic portrait by the old master, Rubens, updated with a tongue in cheek caption in white letters: I HAVE SIMPLE TASTES. Of course you do, queen. That's a pretty basic ruff and you're only wearing, like, one crown.

Description: Yeah yeah, we know she probably didn't say it, but "Let them eat cake" is just an iconic Marie Antoinette quote, and this pop art tongue-in-cheek version of a vintage portrait is classic and timeless.

Description: Yeah yeah, we know she probably didn't say it, but "Let them eat cake" is just an iconic Marie Antoinette quote, and this pop art tongue-in-cheek version of a vintage portrait is classic and timeless.

Description: Yeah yeah, we know she probably didn't say it, but "Let them eat cake" is just an iconic Marie Antoinette quote, and this pop art tongue-in-cheek version of a vintage portrait is classic and timeless.

Description: When you're reaching for some salsa to have with your asparagus, you can think of out-of-touch rich people, whether that's Marie Antoinette or Dr Oz. Vote Fetterman and sanity, people of PA. Then off to Wegners.

Description: When you're reaching for some salsa to have with your asparagus, you can think of out-of-touch rich people, whether that's Marie Antoinette or Dr Oz. Vote Fetterman and sanity, people of PA. Then off to Wegners.

Description: When you're reaching for some salsa to have with your asparagus, you can think of out-of-touch rich people, whether that's Marie Antoinette or Dr Oz. Vote Fetterman and sanity, people of PA. Then off to Wegners.

Description: Face it, it's just good advice - why be an asshole if you can be a good person?! "Don't be a prick" + cute cactuses in bright pots.

Description: Remember that stupid hurricane map he drew on in Sharpie to pretend he was right? This reimagines that same approach to the top secret documents stored at Mar-a-Lago and seized by the DOJ. Egad. ETTD; vote blue. Also available in red and black.

Description: Remember that stupid hurricane map he drew on in Sharpie to pretend he was right? This reimagines that same approach to the top secret documents stored at Mar-a-Lago and seized by the DOJ. Egad. ETTD; vote blue. Also available in white.