PlanetSnark

Description: White letters: "Hillary was right about everything." Each day that goes by shows that Hillary was right. It's as simple as that. Save democracy and vote blue, up and down the ballot.

Description: There's nothing like a southern welcome: Howdy, y'all! Saloon-style old west letters in bright pink and orange; perfect for cowboys, cowgirls, and non-binary cowpersons everywhere.

Description: "Oh my days!" "Glory!" Well carry me out with the tongs!" Some of the most picturesque old slang sayings are those you'd hear your grandma say in surprise or happiness. Here in a vintage script font and mod colors.

Description: Gothic white letters (blackletter): "geriatric millennial". Look, don't reject it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with the damage boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to. Yay. Also available in white.

Description: Gothic white letters (blackletter): "geriatric millennial". Look, don't reject it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with the damage boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to. Yay. Also available in black.

Description: Before looking over the top of your glasses there was the even stare through a monocle, and this old man has just the right level of disdain. "What, no interrobang?!" Unbelievable. For grammar, punctuation, and typography nerds (you know who you are).

Description: Whether you're an Aussie or just like the sound of their voices, here's a classic Australian saying in pink and orange retro letters: CRIKEY. Keep it sincere or tongue in cheek; no one will know the difference.

Description: This 1774 portrait has a young woman "taking coffee" - actually pouring it from cup to saucer - but ya know, it looks like tea in a teacup and that's good enough. "SPILL THE TEA SIS" caption added in bold purple letters makes it modern AF.

Description: This 1774 portrait has a young woman "taking coffee" - actually pouring it from cup to saucer - but ya know, it looks like tea in a teacup and that's good enough. "AND THAT'S THE TEA" caption added in bold pink letters makes it modern AF.

Description: "heretic" in black gothic letters, similar to antique blackletter styles, to really look the part. Wear it like a badge of honor, because no matter your beliefs, doubts are healthy.

Description: "Luddite" in black Gothic letters, similar to antique blackletter font styles, to really look the part. If you'd prefer a steam engine and a pedal-powered phone, this is for you. Also available in white.

Description: At first glance you have a sweeter than pie unicorn with sparkles and stars, but look a little closer because this unicorn's making threats: I can and will end you. For those who like their snark absurd, tongue in cheek, and with a wink.

Description: White letters on black: "Luddite". Gothic letters, similar to antique blackletter styles, to really look the part. If you'd prefer a steam engine and a pedal-powered phone, this is for you.

Description: How's your day going? Oh, just peachy! Maybe you're sunny and positive for reals, or maybe your sarcasm knows no bounds. You can decide for yourself with this retro slang (plus stars!) in warm vintage colors.

Description: How's your day going? Oh, just peachy! Maybe you're sunny and positive for reals, or maybe your sarcasm knows no bounds. You can decide for yourself with this retro slang in warm vintage colors.

Description: SO READY FOR THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES + Festivus pole. We need little anti-advent calendars to help us count down to Festivus. Maybe with a tiny liquor bottle behind each door. And then feats of strength. Also available in black.

Description: Medieval woodcut from Heidelberg University in Germany, now cleaned and restored, with tongue in cheek caption added. Like absurdist humor, wordplay, AND the middle ages? Wow, niche.

Description: White letters on black: "heretic". Gothic letters, similar to antique blackletter styles, to really look the part. Wear it like a badge of honor, because no matter your beliefs, doubts are healthy.

Description: Elephant in the room - bright red and yellow pattern with elephants in primitive art style and retro letters (plus bonus monstera leaves). A tongue in cheek take on a classic saying in bold tropical colors.

Description: Elephant in the room - bright red and yellow with an elephant in primitive art style and retro letters (plus bonus monstera leaf). A tongue in cheek take on a classic saying in bold tropical colors.

Description: Well howdy pardner, and dang it all, and yeehaw - how many cliches can we pack in here? Say it in your drawliest cowpoke voice, embrace the retro mod colors of pink and orange, and set off for the rodeo, you urban cowperson, you.

Description: It's the essence of retro right here with retro colors and font plus vintage slang, like some 60s or 70s disco album cover; they really loved their browns, didn't they? Groovy baby.

Description: Well howdy pardner, and dang it all, and yeehaw - how many cliches can we pack in here? Say it in your drawliest cowpoke voice, embrace the retro mod colors of pink and orange, and set off for the rodeo, you urban cowperson, you.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Please save your questions until the end." The end of the day? The end of the universe? Only you get to decide but basically, no questions. Leave me alone.

Description: Does Aunty Barb have "Live Laugh Love" in her kitchen? "Die Cry Hate" is a little strong as a response but this alternative is the right amount of absurd. Everyone loves luchadors. Maybe even Aunty Barb.

Description: Easy Tiger: A tongue in cheek design in an elegant retro font. Refer to the classic Aussie saying or just display it for the fun playful design in striking black and white.

Description: Easy Tiger: A tongue in cheek design in an elegant retro font in bold orange, with pink and coral stylized tiger illustrations. Refer to the classic Aussie saying or just display a fun playful design in warm vintage colors.

Description: Easy Tiger: A tongue in cheek design in an elegant retro font. Refer to the classic Aussie saying or just display it for the fun playful design in warm vintage colors of pink and orange.

Description: Easy Tiger: A tongue in cheek design in an elegant black retro font with pink and orange stylized tiger illustrations. Refer to the classic Aussie saying or display this just because it's a fun playful design in warm vintage colors.

Description: Howdy pardner, yeehaw! Whether you're an urban cowboy, cowgirl, or cowperson, or you gaze on wild frontiers every evening, this design in old west letters and modern orange and pink (with bonus cowpoke hat!) is for you.

Description: Meme: "nifty" in pastel rainbow retro letters. Because even your slang can be tongue in cheek and if you want to go back to the 50s for quaint sayings, go right ahead.

Description: "Vaxxed AF" in white letters. Because the next best thing after getting the covid vaccine is letting the world know. Done your part for herd immunity and keeping others safe? CHECK.

Description: Retro Slang: "bodacious" in bright rainbow colors and in repeated text. Everything old is new again and neither 1980s slang nor 1970s disco fonts are ever really out of style.

Description: Retro Slang: "bodacious" in shades of red and pink and in repeated text. Everything old is new again and neither 1980s slang nor 1970s disco fonts are ever really out of style.

Description: The myth of the cowboy lingers along with the rustic letters and the vintage slang straight out of a saloon in a bad spaghetti western: Howdy pardner. Old west letters in bright pink and orange are classic and modern at the same time.

Description: "This is my second rodeo" in bright pink, white, and black old west font. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Design available in other styles and colors.