PlanetSnark

Description: "This is my second rodeo" in blue and teal old west font. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Design available in other styles and colors.

Description: "This is my second rodeo" in green and orange old west font. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Design available in other styles and colors.

Description: Oh bless your heart, honey. The original southern snark. Saloon-style old west letters in bright pink and orange; perfect for cowboys, cowgirls, and non-binary cowpersons everywhere.

Description: Slang: "nope" in bright rainbow colors and repeated text. Negative. Nada. I noped right out of there. Sometimes the answer is just NO and there's nothing more to be said.

Description: Howdy pardner, yeehaw! Whether you're an urban cowboy, cowgirl, or cowperson, or you gaze on wild frontiers every evening, this design in old west letters and modern orange and pink is for you.

Description: Slang: "updoot" in bright rainbow colors and repeated text. You either know what this is already or a short explanation here won't help, so. See you on Reddit.

Description: Slang: "updoot" in warm retro shades of orange and repeated text. You either know what this is already or a short explanation here won't help, so. See you on Reddit.

Description: "If you wanna be a cowgirl, you're gonna need a horse" in pink and orange western or saloon style letters. Cowgirls everywhere have to get themselves kitted out, so grab your boots and your hat and your lasso and your horse.

Description: Meme: "nifty" in bright rainbow retro letters. Because even your slang can be tongue in cheek and if you want to go back to the 50s for quaint sayings, go right ahead.

Description: Meme: "salty" in pastel rainbow retro letters. Because if you're salty, it's probably for a reason, and you should take pride in it. If you're just grumpy then maybe rethink that.

Description: Meme: "salty" in bright rainbow retro letters. Because if you're salty, it's probably for a reason, and you should take pride in it. If you're just grumpy then maybe rethink that.

Description: Slang meme: "cheugy" in pastel rainbow repeated letterss. When you're beyond basic, you're cheugy. Celebrate it with this retro design.

Description: Slang meme: "cheugy" in bright rainbow repeated letterss. When you're beyond basic, you're cheugy. Celebrate it with this retro design.

Description: Meme: "crikey" in pastel rainbow repeated letters. It's old and corny and yet it's retro and hip at the same time. So channel your fave Australian with this design.

Description: Meme: "crikey" in bright rainbow repeated letters. It's old and corny and yet it's hip at the same time. So channel your fave Australian with this design.

Description: Computer green grunge letters: "Gen X sais quoi." Gen X - the forgotten generation. Everyone's all up on the Boomers and the Millennials but we exist, dammit! Not that anyone indicates they know. Display this and change that.

Description: White grunge letters: "Gen X sais quoi." Gen X - the forgotten generation. Everyone's all up on the Boomers and the Millennials but we exist, dammit! Not that anyone indicates they know. Display this and change that.

Description: "This is my second rodeo" in white letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Design available in other styles, including with gold glitter.

Description: "This is my second rodeo" in pink and orange old west font. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Design available in other styles and colors.

Description: You gotta be polite but things are crappy. Gosh darn it. Pass the tea. Saloon-style old west letters in bright pink and orange with sheriff stars; perfect for cowboys, cowgirls, and non-binary cowpersons everywhere.

Description: Oh bless your heart, honey. The original southern snark. Saloon-style old west letters in warm aqua and coral orange; perfect for cowboys, cowgirls, and non-binary cowpersons everywhere.

Description: Do you live on Planet Snark? Is "sardonic" your second language and "cynical" your third? Do you do deadpan more than you do straight talk? Maybe this design is for you.

Description: You can and should recycle many things but some things are just trash (or rubbish if you live in the UK or Australia). Tell people you do your own thing with this tongue-in-cheek design: Your opinion is trash.