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2026 Hood's Pocket Pants Darts Classic Champion Card

Description: Midnight Burger/Welcome to the Horizon podcast inspired fan illustration. Pants Darts. Sport of kings! Winner gets a t-shirt ... and everybody's pants. Obvs.

Tags: darts, darts player, midnight burger, sport

2026 Hood's Pocket Pants Darts Classic Champion Card

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Time-Traveling Dimension-Spanning Mount Hood Card
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Description: Midnight Burger/Welcome to the Horizon podcast inspired fan illustration. A nice place to visit. A nice place to live.

Tags: adventure, midnight burger, midnightburger, mountains, nature

Time-Traveling Dimension-Spanning Mount Hood Card

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Anomoly X-1 Penguin - Sousaphone Card
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Description: Why is there a giant penguin playing a sousaphone? Don't worry about it.

Tags: funny penguin, midnight burger, sousaphone

Anomoly X-1 Penguin - Sousaphone Card

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DIY P3T3R - Riot Edition Card
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Description: Midnight Burger podcast-inspired fan art. Ever wished you could build your own little mechanized chaos buddy to wreak havoc with? Well now you can! Introducing the DIY P3T3R - Riot Edition. Complete with a full array of accessories to facilitate a fun and riotous good time!

Tags: midnight burger, sci fi, science fiction, toy

DIY P3T3R - Riot Edition Card

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Mr. Hotdog Sandwich #6990 Card
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Description: DON'T SHOOT!

Tags: arc, gaming, raiders, video game

Mr. Hotdog Sandwich #6990 Card

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Molotov Leif Card
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Description: Molotov Leif in alternate universe L2-9241936. The puppet universe. 🤣 Midnight Burger podcast inspired fan art. It's going to happen. I SWEAR IT.

Tags: alternate reality, alternate universe, funny, humor, leif

Molotov Leif Card

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Anamoly X-1 Penguin Card
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Description: He offers you the pineapple of friendship. Will you accept?

Tags: anamoly, animal, cute penguin, funny penguin, penguin cartoon

Anamoly X-1 Penguin Card

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Talking Goat Card
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Description: Podcast-inspired fan illustration of Midnight Burger character. He's a talking goat. He says, "Hi there." That's it so far. Goat!

Tags: animal, cartoon, cartoon style, farm animal, goat lover

Talking Goat Card

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Catspar Scott Card

Description: Podcast-inspired fan illustration of Midnight Burger alternate universe character Catspar Scott. If there’s a universe where Caspar’s a lionfish, there’s a universe where everyone are cats. 🤪

Tags: cartoon, cartoon style, cat, cat person, cats

Catspar Scott Card

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I Meow to Every Star in the Cosmos Card

Description: Podcast-inspired fan illustration of Midnight Burger alternate universe character Leif Thormeowson. If there’s a universe where Caspar’s a lionfish, there’s a universe where everyone are cats. 🤪

Tags: cartoon, cartoon style, cat, cat person, cats

I Meow to Every Star in the Cosmos Card

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GIGA P3T3R SAVE US Card
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Description: Podcast-inspired fan illustration of Midnight Burger character Leif and P3T3R, Jet Propulsion Laboratory Fight Club robot champion, in the GIGA P3T3R SWOLE MECH GEAR.

Tags: android, giant robot, japanese, katakana, katakana characters

GIGA P3T3R SAVE US Card

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Goose of Wall Street Card
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Description: He's a mover and a shaker. There's no deal he can't close. Everything's win win!

Tags: animal, business, cute goose, entrepreneur, funny goose

Goose of Wall Street Card

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Moo DANG Card
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Description: Don't be suckered into a sense of safety by this pygmy hippopotamus' cute chonky face. The little bastard would gleefully kick you in the eye for no reason.

Tags: animal, cute, cute hippo, cute hippopotamus, dang

Moo DANG Card

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Bruce Squee - Whiskers of Fury Card
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Description: Bruce Squee battles ruthless enemies in a high-stakes showdown filled with epic claw strikes, flying kicks, and unstoppable nunchaku martial arts mastery to save a village from milk raiders!

Tags: animal, bruce lee, brucelee, cats love, catshirt

Bruce Squee - Whiskers of Fury Card

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Mr. Hotdog Sandwich - Happy Halloweenie Card
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Description: Mr. Hotdog Sandwich wishes you a HAPPY HALLOWEENIE!

Tags: cute, funny, horror, hot dog, hotdog

Mr. Hotdog Sandwich - Happy Halloweenie Card

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Brutal Cutesy Flail Card

Description: The brutality of a medieval warrior comes in all shapes and sizes.

Tags: cute animals, knight, medieval, warrior

Brutal Cutesy Flail Card

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A Clockwork Burger Card
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Description: Midnight Burger podcast inspired fan illustration. It’s a burger. It’s midnight. It’s a Midnight Burger clock.

Tags: burger lover, clock, fast food, hamburger, junk food

A Clockwork Burger Card

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The Old Timey Radio Card
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Description: A Midnight Burger podcast inspired fan illustration. Don’t worry about it.

Tags: antique, old, retro, vintage

The Old Timey Radio Card

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P3T3R NO DISASSEMBLE Card
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Description: Podcast-inspired fan illustration of Midnight Burger character P3T3R the Jet Propulsion Laboratory Fight Club robot champion.

Tags: android, boombox, boombox ghettoblaster, robots, say anything

P3T3R NO DISASSEMBLE Card

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Dead Pigeon Card
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Description: It's a dead pigeon.

Tags: animal, animals, birds, dove, funny

Dead Pigeon Card

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I'm a Sandwich Card
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Description: Want to start an argument? Say out loud, "A hot dog is a sandwich. Right?"

Tags: cartoon, food, funny, hotdog, humor

I'm a Sandwich Card

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Mutagenic Ninja Deep-Freeze Wolves Card
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Description: They're mutagenic! They're ninjas! They're deep-freeze wolves from another planet! They're here to save your pizza! Inspired by Award-winning dramatic comedy podcast Midnight Burger.

Tags: animal, anime, cute, manga, mutant

Mutagenic Ninja Deep-Freeze Wolves Card

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Midnight Burger AU L2-9241936 Card
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Description: Alternate universe L2-9241936. The puppet universe. 🤣 Midnight Burger podcast inspired fan art.

Tags: alternate universe, diner, funny, humor, midnight burger

Midnight Burger AU L2-9241936 Card

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Alien Cosplaying As Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Card
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Description: Some say, in other galaxies, Earth is a popular source of reality television entertainment. Extraterrestrial peoples have Earth conventions to gather and celebrate the spectacle that is Earth. There are even aliens that cosplay as Earthlings at such events. Here's one cosplaying as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Tags: aliens, basketball, basketball player, close encounters, cosplay

Alien Cosplaying As Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Card

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Sir Anselmo Bastian Northern Rockhopper Knight Card
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Description: Medieval birb. Rockhopper Penguins (Eudyptes chrysocome) are among the more gallant species of penguin. They are renowned for their martial prowess in battle. There were many a seasoned Saracen warrior hesitant to engage with a brigade known to field Rockhopper units in the First Crusade. “They fight like crazed demons!” was an oft-repeated notion in regards to the fighting expertise of the Rockhoppers.

Tags: cute penguin, funny penguin, knight, medieval, penguin cartoon

Sir Anselmo Bastian Northern Rockhopper Knight Card

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Executive Penguin Card
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Description: Executive penguin is an international jet-setting business bird. He is pleased to make your acquaintance.

Tags: animal, bird, birds, business, business entrepreneur

Executive Penguin Card

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Boombox Bot 3000 Card
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Description: Boombox Bot 3000 is your best friend. He talks by parsing lyrics from Beastie Boys songs.

Tags: 80s, android, boombox, boombox ghettoblaster, retro

Boombox Bot 3000 Card

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Fezzy Panda - Stay Fresh Cheeseballs! Card
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Description: Fezzy Panda is your friend. But be cool man. Be cool.

Tags: baby panda, cartoon, cartoon animal, cartoon character, fez

Fezzy Panda - Stay Fresh Cheeseballs! Card

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Cube Rule of Sushi Card
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Description: It's sushi!

Tags: cute sushi, food, i love sushi, japanese, kawaii sushi

Cube Rule of Sushi Card

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Space Interpol Inspector Nova Beaumont Card
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Description: "Good cycle autonomous entity, I'm Inspector Nova Beaumont with Space Interpol. Thank you for speaking with me today. We're investigating a serious matter involving the illegal impersonation of a baker across multiple sectors. I need your cooperation to apprehend this heinous criminal."

Tags: alien, aliens, astronaut, astronaut in space, extraterrestrial

Space Interpol Inspector Nova Beaumont Card

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Axe Raccoon Card
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Description: Never lend your newly restored Winchester Boys Axe to the neighborhood raccoon. They will use it to extort hotdogs from you. 🤪

Tags: animal, axe, hot dog, raccoon lover, trash panda

Axe Raccoon Card

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Chickensaurus Rex Card
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Description: Would crispr chicken dinosaur hybrids really be that bad? Wouldn’t they just be the real life pocket monsters we all want so badly? Go Chickensaurus Rex! I choose you!

Tags: animal, chicken, dino, dinosaur lover, t rex

Chickensaurus Rex Card

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Memento Vivere Sousaphone Card
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Description: Remember that you must live. Death is your pal. He wears shorts. He'll play the sousaphone for you.

Tags: death, funny skeleton, halloween, reaper, skeleton

Memento Vivere Sousaphone Card

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Momento Vivere Goose Surfing Card
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Description: Remember that you must live. Death is your pal. He wears shorts. If you're going to ride on the back of a goose, make sure it's surfing first.

Tags: death, goose, grim reaper, reaper, skeleton

Momento Vivere Goose Surfing Card

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Momento Vivere Fried Chicken Card

Description: Remember that you must live. Death is your pal. He wears shorts. Eat plenty of fried chicken.

Tags: chicken, death, fast food, food, grim reaper

Momento Vivere Fried Chicken Card

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Memento Vivere Rocket Pop Card
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Description: Remember that you must live. Death is your pal. He wears shorts. Woohoo! Rocket pop.

Tags: death, delicious, dessert, funny, grim reaper

Memento Vivere Rocket Pop Card

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