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a grumpy old punk with a dark sense of humor and sardonic outlook deriving a perverse pleasure from offending the powers that be.
texada island, BC, Canada

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caca rage krispies Card

Description: the term "rage krispies" was coined by a canadian politician to describe pundits that use rage bait and lies to cause divisiveness and confrontation

Tags: alex jones, ben shapiro, conspiracy, infowars, lauren boebert

caca rage krispies Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Fool-Aid Card

Description: #7 in a set

Tags: anti fascist, antifa, cult, donald trump, maga

Fool-Aid Card

$5.00 $6.00

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alpha-male ghetti Card

Description: tate is a jerk

Tags: satire

alpha-male ghetti Card

$5.00 $6.00

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big jurk Card

Description: elon musk is a jerk

Tags: political satire, satire

big jurk Card

$5.00 $6.00

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frosted zodiacs Card

Description: #1 wacky package inspired cereal killer series

Tags: 80s, cereal, cereal killer, crime, funny

frosted zodiacs Card

$5.00 $6.00

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BRANO Card

Description: #4 in a series of wacky package homage.

Tags: anti fascist, anti vax, brain worm, kennedy, maga

BRANO Card

$5.00 $6.00

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mascot mug shots Card

Description: corporations get away with a lot of crime...

Tags: anti capitalism, cereal, charlie the tuna, companies, corporate greed

mascot mug shots Card

$5.00 $6.00

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TRUMPERS adult diapers Card
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Description: my own take on wacky packages

Tags: baby, big baby, diapers, political, politics

TRUMPERS adult diapers Card

$5.00 $6.00

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ivy Card
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Description: it's ivy

Tags: psychobilly, punk

ivy Card

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lux Card
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Description: it's lux

Tags: psychobilly, punk

lux Card

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fuck you Card

Description: rather straight forward, i'd say

Tags: election 2024, politics, protest, question authority, question everything

fuck you Card

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"jimmy" Card

Description: original was diecut wood painted with enamel

Tags: 60s, legend, music, musician, rocknroll

"jimmy" Card

$5.00 $6.00

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qanon-tips Card
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Description: homage to wacky packages

Tags: 80s, conspiracy theories, gop, idiots, marjorie taylor greene

qanon-tips Card

$5.00 $6.00

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S&Ms Card

Description: remember when tucker carlson freaked out over the change in footwear to the green M&M spokescandy? he cried about the loss of manly manness. finally, here's a candy that fulfills his libidinous desires

Tags: alpha males, chocolate, fox news, gop, m and m

S&Ms Card

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wee wendy o Card

Description: second in a series of adorable dirty little rock stars

Tags: adorable, cute, metal, music, my little

wee wendy o Card

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hop on cop Card
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Description: something for the kids

Tags: 1312, antifa, bad cop, brutality, cute

hop on cop Card

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the struggler Card

Description: don't go thinking this is just fetish... look at her face. she is struggling against the bonds that hold her, she won't be held down for long... she gunna fuck you up, buddy.

Tags: defiance, feminism, fetish, pinup, rebellion

the struggler Card

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annie mal Card

Description: punk rock gal whose favorite band is anti-nowhere league

Tags: band, pin up, pin up girl, pinup art, punk

annie mal Card

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Ramona Card

Description: punk rock gal that likes the Ramones

Tags: pin up, pin up girl, pinup, punk, punk rocker

Ramona Card

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Miss Fit Card

Description: punk rock gal whose favorite band is the Misfits

Tags: pin up, pin up girl, pinup, punk, punk rock

Miss Fit Card

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crusty kristy Card

Description: punk rock gal whose favorite band is doom

Tags: band, crass, crust punk, d beat, doom

crusty kristy Card

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Sharpy Card

Description: punk rock gal that likes a nice bit of oi oi oi

Tags: chelsea, oi, pin up, pin up girl, pinup

Sharpy Card

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Chelsea Card

Description: punk rock gal that likes a lil argy bargy

Tags: chelsea, oi, pin up, pin up girl, pinup

Chelsea Card

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Naughty Nun Card

Description: she's a sinner alright

Tags: catholic, christian, lust, naughty, naughty girl

Naughty Nun Card

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let's lynch the landlord Card

Description: shit is getting out of hand... time for some action

Tags: don knotts, homeless, housing, landlord, money grubbing

let's lynch the landlord Card

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RCMP - racist corporate murdering police #2 Card
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Description: duties include beating up big oil protesters, harassing indigenous people, and shooting people sleeping in their cars

Tags: acab, acab 1312, all cops are bastards, anarcho punk, antifa

RCMP - racist corporate murdering police #2 Card

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white and lazy Card

Description: can't find their stuff for sale anywhere, so made my own

Tags: band, cowpunk, punk, rock, trucker punk

white and lazy Card

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litigious fuck Card

Description: someone's gunna get steamboat willied for sure

Tags: disney, gimp, micky, mouse, payback

litigious fuck Card

$5.00 $6.00

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American Terrorists Card

Description: corporations are responsible for more war and cultural strife through invasion and colonizing than anything else

Tags: capitalism, consumerism, corporate greed, corporations, corruption

American Terrorists Card

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skin deep Card
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Description: first and last oil painting i ever did

Tags: dissection, eye damage, eye doctor, gore, gross

skin deep Card

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immaculate conception Card
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Description: originally a cover for my fanzine

Tags: catholicism, christian, christianity, dildo, immaculate conception

immaculate conception Card

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comes a time Card

Description: old design from 1990s

Tags: althea, deadhead, indigenous, native, native american

comes a time Card

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Albert Fish Card

Description: painting on found art background

Tags: albert fish, cannibal, killer, murder, party time fun guy

Albert Fish Card

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Drinkerbell Card
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Description: where the little folks get their drink on

Tags: bar fly, barfly, drunk faerie, faerie, fairy

Drinkerbell Card

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stumper Card

Description: vandalism on found art

Tags: animal rights, animal welfare, ban, ban leghold traps, bunny

stumper Card

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private property Card

Description: found art desecration highlighting the theft of natural resources by corporate conglomerates

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, corporate crime, corruption, environment

private property Card

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