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a grumpy old punk with a dark sense of humor and sardonic outlook deriving a perverse pleasure from offending the powers that be.
texada island, BC, Canada

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caca rage krispies Hat
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Description: the term "rage krispies" was coined by a canadian politician to describe pundits that use rage bait and lies to cause divisiveness and confrontation

Tags: alex jones, ben shapiro, conspiracy, infowars, lauren boebert

caca rage krispies Hat

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Fool-Aid Hat
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Description: #7 in a set

Tags: anti fascist, antifa, cult, donald trump, maga

Fool-Aid Hat

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alpha-male ghetti Hat
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Description: tate is a jerk

Tags: satire

alpha-male ghetti Hat

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big jurk Hat
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Description: elon musk is a jerk

Tags: political satire, satire

big jurk Hat

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frosted zodiacs Hat
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Description: #1 wacky package inspired cereal killer series

Tags: 80s, cereal, cereal killer, crime, funny

frosted zodiacs Hat

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BRANO Hat
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Description: #4 in a series of wacky package homage.

Tags: anti fascist, anti vax, brain worm, kennedy, maga

BRANO Hat

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mascot mug shots Hat
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Description: corporations get away with a lot of crime...

Tags: anti capitalism, cereal, charlie the tuna, companies, corporate greed

mascot mug shots Hat

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TRUMPERS adult diapers Hat
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Description: my own take on wacky packages

Tags: baby, big baby, diapers, political, politics

TRUMPERS adult diapers Hat

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ivy Hat
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Description: it's ivy

Tags: psychobilly, punk

ivy Hat

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lux Hat
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Description: it's lux

Tags: psychobilly, punk

lux Hat

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fuck you Hat
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Description: rather straight forward, i'd say

Tags: election 2024, politics, protest, question authority, question everything

fuck you Hat

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"jimmy" Hat

Description: original was diecut wood painted with enamel

Tags: 60s, legend, music, musician, rocknroll

"jimmy" Hat

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qanon-tips Hat
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Description: homage to wacky packages

Tags: 80s, conspiracy theories, gop, idiots, marjorie taylor greene

qanon-tips Hat

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S&Ms Hat

Description: remember when tucker carlson freaked out over the change in footwear to the green M&M spokescandy? he cried about the loss of manly manness. finally, here's a candy that fulfills his libidinous desires

Tags: alpha males, chocolate, fox news, gop, m and m

S&Ms Hat

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wee wendy o Hat
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Description: second in a series of adorable dirty little rock stars

Tags: adorable, cute, metal, music, my little

wee wendy o Hat

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lil lemmy Hat
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Description: first in a series of adorable dirty little rock stars

Tags: adorable, cute, metal, music, my little

lil lemmy Hat

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hop on cop Hat
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Description: something for the kids

Tags: 1312, antifa, bad cop, brutality, cute

hop on cop Hat

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the struggler Hat

Description: don't go thinking this is just fetish... look at her face. she is struggling against the bonds that hold her, she won't be held down for long... she gunna fuck you up, buddy.

Tags: defiance, feminism, fetish, pinup, rebellion

the struggler Hat

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annie mal Hat
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Description: punk rock gal whose favorite band is anti-nowhere league

Tags: band, pin up, pin up girl, pinup art, punk

annie mal Hat

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Ramona Hat
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Description: punk rock gal that likes the Ramones

Tags: pin up, pin up girl, pinup, punk, punk rocker

Ramona Hat

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Miss Fit Hat
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Description: punk rock gal whose favorite band is the Misfits

Tags: pin up, pin up girl, pinup, punk, punk rock

Miss Fit Hat

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crusty kristy Hat
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Description: punk rock gal whose favorite band is doom

Tags: band, crass, crust punk, d beat, doom

crusty kristy Hat

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Sharpy Hat
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Description: punk rock gal that likes a nice bit of oi oi oi

Tags: chelsea, oi, pin up, pin up girl, pinup

Sharpy Hat

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Chelsea Hat

Description: punk rock gal that likes a lil argy bargy

Tags: chelsea, oi, pin up, pin up girl, pinup

Chelsea Hat

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Naughty Nun Hat
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Description: she's a sinner alright

Tags: catholic, christian, lust, naughty, naughty girl

Naughty Nun Hat

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let's lynch the landlord Hat
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Description: shit is getting out of hand... time for some action

Tags: don knotts, homeless, housing, landlord, money grubbing

let's lynch the landlord Hat

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RCMP - racist corporate murdering police #2 Hat
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Description: duties include beating up big oil protesters, harassing indigenous people, and shooting people sleeping in their cars

Tags: acab, acab 1312, all cops are bastards, anarcho punk, antifa

RCMP - racist corporate murdering police #2 Hat

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white and lazy Hat
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Description: can't find their stuff for sale anywhere, so made my own

Tags: band, cowpunk, punk, rock, trucker punk

white and lazy Hat

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litigious fuck Hat
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Description: someone's gunna get steamboat willied for sure

Tags: disney, gimp, micky, mouse, payback

litigious fuck Hat

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American Terrorists Hat

Description: corporations are responsible for more war and cultural strife through invasion and colonizing than anything else

Tags: capitalism, consumerism, corporate greed, corporations, corruption

American Terrorists Hat

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skin deep Hat
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Description: first and last oil painting i ever did

Tags: dissection, eye damage, eye doctor, gore, gross

skin deep Hat

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immaculate conception Hat
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Description: originally a cover for my fanzine

Tags: catholicism, christian, christianity, dildo, immaculate conception

immaculate conception Hat

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comes a time Hat
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Description: old design from 1990s

Tags: althea, deadhead, indigenous, native, native american

comes a time Hat

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Albert Fish Hat
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Description: painting on found art background

Tags: albert fish, cannibal, killer, murder, party time fun guy

Albert Fish Hat

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Drinkerbell Hat
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Description: where the little folks get their drink on

Tags: bar fly, barfly, drunk faerie, faerie, fairy

Drinkerbell Hat

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stumper Hat
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Description: vandalism on found art

Tags: animal rights, animal welfare, ban, ban leghold traps, bunny

stumper Hat

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