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a grumpy old punk with a dark sense of humor and sardonic outlook deriving a perverse pleasure from offending the powers that be.
texada island, BC, Canada

Tapestries

caca rage krispies Tapestry

Description: the term "rage krispies" was coined by a canadian politician to describe pundits that use rage bait and lies to cause divisiveness and confrontation

Tags: alex jones, ben shapiro, conspiracy, infowars, lauren boebert

caca rage krispies Tapestry

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Fool-Aid Tapestry

Description: #7 in a set

Tags: anti fascist, antifa, cult, donald trump, maga

Fool-Aid Tapestry

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alpha-male ghetti Tapestry
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Description: tate is a jerk

Tags: satire

alpha-male ghetti Tapestry

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big jurk Tapestry
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Description: elon musk is a jerk

Tags: political satire, satire

big jurk Tapestry

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frosted zodiacs Tapestry

Description: #1 wacky package inspired cereal killer series

Tags: 80s, cereal, cereal killer, crime, funny

frosted zodiacs Tapestry

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BRANO Tapestry
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Description: #4 in a series of wacky package homage.

Tags: anti fascist, anti vax, brain worm, kennedy, maga

BRANO Tapestry

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mascot mug shots Tapestry

Description: corporations get away with a lot of crime...

Tags: anti capitalism, cereal, charlie the tuna, companies, corporate greed

mascot mug shots Tapestry

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TRUMPERS adult diapers Tapestry
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Description: my own take on wacky packages

Tags: baby, big baby, diapers, political, politics

TRUMPERS adult diapers Tapestry

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ivy Tapestry
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Description: it's ivy

Tags: psychobilly, punk

ivy Tapestry

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lux Tapestry
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Description: it's lux

Tags: psychobilly, punk

lux Tapestry

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fuck you Tapestry

Description: rather straight forward, i'd say

Tags: election 2024, politics, protest, question authority, question everything

fuck you Tapestry

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"jimmy" Tapestry

Description: original was diecut wood painted with enamel

Tags: 60s, legend, music, musician, rocknroll

"jimmy" Tapestry

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qanon-tips Tapestry
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Description: homage to wacky packages

Tags: 80s, conspiracy theories, gop, idiots, marjorie taylor greene

qanon-tips Tapestry

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S&Ms Tapestry

Description: remember when tucker carlson freaked out over the change in footwear to the green M&M spokescandy? he cried about the loss of manly manness. finally, here's a candy that fulfills his libidinous desires

Tags: alpha males, chocolate, fox news, gop, m and m

S&Ms Tapestry

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hop on cop Tapestry
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Description: something for the kids

Tags: 1312, antifa, bad cop, brutality, cute

hop on cop Tapestry

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the struggler Tapestry

Description: don't go thinking this is just fetish... look at her face. she is struggling against the bonds that hold her, she won't be held down for long... she gunna fuck you up, buddy.

Tags: defiance, feminism, fetish, pinup, rebellion

the struggler Tapestry

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annie mal Tapestry

Description: punk rock gal whose favorite band is anti-nowhere league

Tags: band, pin up, pin up girl, pinup art, punk

annie mal Tapestry

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Ramona Tapestry

Description: punk rock gal that likes the Ramones

Tags: pin up, pin up girl, pinup, punk, punk rocker

Ramona Tapestry

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Miss Fit Tapestry

Description: punk rock gal whose favorite band is the Misfits

Tags: pin up, pin up girl, pinup, punk, punk rock

Miss Fit Tapestry

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crusty kristy Tapestry

Description: punk rock gal whose favorite band is doom

Tags: band, crass, crust punk, d beat, doom

crusty kristy Tapestry

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Sharpy Tapestry

Description: punk rock gal that likes a nice bit of oi oi oi

Tags: chelsea, oi, pin up, pin up girl, pinup

Sharpy Tapestry

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Chelsea Tapestry

Description: punk rock gal that likes a lil argy bargy

Tags: chelsea, oi, pin up, pin up girl, pinup

Chelsea Tapestry

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Naughty Nun Tapestry

Description: she's a sinner alright

Tags: catholic, christian, lust, naughty, naughty girl

Naughty Nun Tapestry

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let's lynch the landlord Tapestry

Description: shit is getting out of hand... time for some action

Tags: don knotts, homeless, housing, landlord, money grubbing

let's lynch the landlord Tapestry

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RCMP - racist corporate murdering police #2 Tapestry
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Description: duties include beating up big oil protesters, harassing indigenous people, and shooting people sleeping in their cars

Tags: acab, acab 1312, all cops are bastards, anarcho punk, antifa
white and lazy Tapestry

Description: can't find their stuff for sale anywhere, so made my own

Tags: band, cowpunk, punk, rock, trucker punk

white and lazy Tapestry

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litigious fuck Tapestry

Description: someone's gunna get steamboat willied for sure

Tags: disney, gimp, micky, mouse, payback

litigious fuck Tapestry

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American Terrorists Tapestry

Description: corporations are responsible for more war and cultural strife through invasion and colonizing than anything else

Tags: capitalism, consumerism, corporate greed, corporations, corruption

American Terrorists Tapestry

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skin deep Tapestry
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Description: first and last oil painting i ever did

Tags: dissection, eye damage, eye doctor, gore, gross

skin deep Tapestry

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immaculate conception Tapestry
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Description: originally a cover for my fanzine

Tags: catholicism, christian, christianity, dildo, immaculate conception

immaculate conception Tapestry

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comes a time Tapestry
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Description: old design from 1990s

Tags: althea, deadhead, indigenous, native, native american

comes a time Tapestry

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Albert Fish Tapestry
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Description: painting on found art background

Tags: albert fish, cannibal, killer, murder, party time fun guy

Albert Fish Tapestry

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Drinkerbell Tapestry
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Description: where the little folks get their drink on

Tags: bar fly, barfly, drunk faerie, faerie, fairy

Drinkerbell Tapestry

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stumper Tapestry
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Description: vandalism on found art

Tags: animal rights, animal welfare, ban, ban leghold traps, bunny

stumper Tapestry

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private property Tapestry

Description: found art desecration highlighting the theft of natural resources by corporate conglomerates

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, corporate crime, corruption, environment

private property Tapestry

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My Little Defect Tapestry
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Description: babies are gross

Tags: baby, birth defect, deformity, gross kid, my little pony

My Little Defect Tapestry

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