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a grumpy old punk with a dark sense of humor and sardonic outlook deriving a perverse pleasure from offending the powers that be.
texada island, BC, Canada

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caca rage krispies Shorts
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Description: the term "rage krispies" was coined by a canadian politician to describe pundits that use rage bait and lies to cause divisiveness and confrontation

Tags: alex jones, ben shapiro, conspiracy, infowars, lauren boebert

caca rage krispies Shorts

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Fool-Aid Shorts
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Description: #7 in a set

Tags: anti fascist, antifa, cult, donald trump, maga

Fool-Aid Shorts

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alpha-male ghetti Shorts
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Description: tate is a jerk

Tags: satire

alpha-male ghetti Shorts

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big jurk Shorts
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Description: elon musk is a jerk

Tags: political satire, satire

big jurk Shorts

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frosted zodiacs Shorts
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Description: #1 wacky package inspired cereal killer series

Tags: 80s, cereal, cereal killer, crime, funny

frosted zodiacs Shorts

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BRANO Shorts
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Description: #4 in a series of wacky package homage.

Tags: anti fascist, anti vax, brain worm, kennedy, maga

BRANO Shorts

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mascot mug shots Shorts
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Description: corporations get away with a lot of crime...

Tags: anti capitalism, cereal, charlie the tuna, companies, corporate greed

mascot mug shots Shorts

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TRUMPERS adult diapers Shorts
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Description: my own take on wacky packages

Tags: baby, big baby, diapers, political, politics

TRUMPERS adult diapers Shorts

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ivy Shorts
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Description: it's ivy

Tags: psychobilly, punk

ivy Shorts

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"jimmy" Shorts

Description: original was diecut wood painted with enamel

Tags: 60s, legend, music, musician, rocknroll

"jimmy" Shorts

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qanon-tips Shorts
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Description: homage to wacky packages

Tags: 80s, conspiracy theories, gop, idiots, marjorie taylor greene

qanon-tips Shorts

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S&Ms Shorts

Description: remember when tucker carlson freaked out over the change in footwear to the green M&M spokescandy? he cried about the loss of manly manness. finally, here's a candy that fulfills his libidinous desires

Tags: alpha males, chocolate, fox news, gop, m and m

S&Ms Shorts

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hop on cop Shorts
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Description: something for the kids

Tags: 1312, antifa, bad cop, brutality, cute

hop on cop Shorts

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annie mal Shorts

Description: punk rock gal whose favorite band is anti-nowhere league

Tags: band, pin up, pin up girl, pinup art, punk

annie mal Shorts

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Ramona Shorts

Description: punk rock gal that likes the Ramones

Tags: pin up, pin up girl, pinup, punk, punk rocker

Ramona Shorts

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Miss Fit Shorts

Description: punk rock gal whose favorite band is the Misfits

Tags: pin up, pin up girl, pinup, punk, punk rock

Miss Fit Shorts

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crusty kristy Shorts

Description: punk rock gal whose favorite band is doom

Tags: band, crass, crust punk, d beat, doom

crusty kristy Shorts

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Sharpy Shorts
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Description: punk rock gal that likes a nice bit of oi oi oi

Tags: chelsea, oi, pin up, pin up girl, pinup

Sharpy Shorts

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Chelsea Shorts

Description: punk rock gal that likes a lil argy bargy

Tags: chelsea, oi, pin up, pin up girl, pinup

Chelsea Shorts

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Naughty Nun Shorts

Description: she's a sinner alright

Tags: catholic, christian, lust, naughty, naughty girl

Naughty Nun Shorts

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let's lynch the landlord Shorts
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Description: shit is getting out of hand... time for some action

Tags: don knotts, homeless, housing, landlord, money grubbing

let's lynch the landlord Shorts

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RCMP - racist corporate murdering police #2 Shorts
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Description: duties include beating up big oil protesters, harassing indigenous people, and shooting people sleeping in their cars

Tags: acab, acab 1312, all cops are bastards, anarcho punk, antifa
white and lazy Shorts

Description: can't find their stuff for sale anywhere, so made my own

Tags: band, cowpunk, punk, rock, trucker punk

white and lazy Shorts

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litigious fuck Shorts
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Description: someone's gunna get steamboat willied for sure

Tags: disney, gimp, micky, mouse, payback

litigious fuck Shorts

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American Terrorists Shorts

Description: corporations are responsible for more war and cultural strife through invasion and colonizing than anything else

Tags: capitalism, consumerism, corporate greed, corporations, corruption

American Terrorists Shorts

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skin deep Shorts
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Description: first and last oil painting i ever did

Tags: dissection, eye damage, eye doctor, gore, gross

skin deep Shorts

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immaculate conception Shorts
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Description: originally a cover for my fanzine

Tags: catholicism, christian, christianity, dildo, immaculate conception

immaculate conception Shorts

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comes a time Shorts
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Description: old design from 1990s

Tags: althea, deadhead, indigenous, native, native american

comes a time Shorts

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Albert Fish Shorts
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Description: painting on found art background

Tags: albert fish, cannibal, killer, murder, party time fun guy

Albert Fish Shorts

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Drinkerbell Shorts
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Description: where the little folks get their drink on

Tags: bar fly, barfly, drunk faerie, faerie, fairy

Drinkerbell Shorts

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stumper Shorts
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Description: vandalism on found art

Tags: animal rights, animal welfare, ban, ban leghold traps, bunny

stumper Shorts

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private property Shorts
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Description: found art desecration highlighting the theft of natural resources by corporate conglomerates

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, corporate crime, corruption, environment

private property Shorts

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My Little Defect Shorts
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Description: babies are gross

Tags: baby, birth defect, deformity, gross kid, my little pony

My Little Defect Shorts

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please officer Shorts

Description: ACAB

Tags: 1312, acab, all cops are bastards, anti fascist, anti racism

please officer Shorts

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7 deadly sin-ups SLOTH Shorts

Description: i'm too lazy to write a description

Tags: girl, lazy, pin up girl, pinup, seven deadly sins

7 deadly sin-ups SLOTH Shorts

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7 deadly sin-ups GREED Shorts

Description: part of a series

Tags: avarice, girl, greed, las vegas, pin up girl

7 deadly sin-ups GREED Shorts

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