Tapestries
Description: This triptych tells the story of an octopus learning how to ski. If you've ever learned how to ski, then you know how he feels. His main challenge is obviously having to control six skis. We were jokingly saying that these paintings also tell the story of what happens when you've had one beer at the ski lodge, two beers, and then three beers. The three original oil paintings, and limited-edition, signed art prints are for sale at my Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/listing/503262910
Description: Attire featuring my series of famous paintings with beer. A great way for beer lovers to learn about art history. You don’t have to be an art teacher to identify the famous works of art that I turned into beer paintings. Some of the oil paintings on this poster are available for sale, along with limited-edition, signed art prints of each painting at my Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RealArtIsBetter?ref=hdr_shop_menu§ion_id=17861624
Description: Beer — a fermented grain beverage, brewed on the planet Terra (Earth). Has a 5,000-year-old history of preserving grain, producing new and unique flavors, and establishing cultural identities across the blue and white planet. A bold brew that brings flavor to the galaxy. Did you know that 10,000 light years from Earth there is a nebula of ethyl alcohol floating out in space? It is huge! About 10 gazillion liters of straight up booze. The original oil painting, and signed, limited-edition prints are available at my Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/listing/663234637
Description: Declare your love with all your heart to Spenard and let everyone know it, but sporting this attire. We all know what a heart looks like, and Spenard keeps it real.
I Heart Spenard Merchandise, Spenard Windmill, Anchorage, Alaska Attire Tapestry
$23 $30