Seabastion

Description: I went hard drive spelunking and look what I found!

Description: Let people know you're there for support, and also shouldn't be touched without your owner's permission.

Description: Mask your depression in a thin veil of irony, while also masking your torso in a thin veil of pre shrunk cotton.

Description: All t-shirts are guaranteed to be tested on animals who, let's face it, look adorable.

Description: *heavy breathing*

Description: Each shirt is painstakingly handwoven by a machine with no hands, eager for the robot uprising.

Description: Next time you're asked, "Are you classified as human?" simply point to this tee shirt.

Description: These shirts are grown on organic shirt trees, harvested only when in season to ensure quality and freshness.

Description: Don't want none unless you got puns, hon.

Description: Where will you be? When the punslingers roll into town?