Seabastion

Description: Why descriminate? All sports are equal in your eyes. Don't settle for just one sports net or sports ball. Or hell, one sports team! Sport em all, Sport!

Description: Wearing this sigil of the powerful hercules beetle will instill you with a deep hate for males with larger mandibles.

Description: All t-shirts are guaranteed to be tested on animals who, let's face it, look adorable.

Description: *heavy breathing*

Description: Each shirt is painstakingly handwoven by a machine with no hands, eager for the robot uprising.

Description: Next time you're asked, "Are you classified as human?" simply point to this tee shirt.

Description: Don't want none unless you got puns, hon.

Description: Where will you be? When the punslingers roll into town?