Seabastion

Description: Underground. Underpaid. Kobold Korps.

Description: I went hard drive spelunking and look what I found!

Description: Let your positivity shine forth like an annihilating beam of pure gamma radiation, obliterating your enemies down to their very atoms.

Description: Countless octopi were harmed in the making of this shirt.

Description: All t-shirts are guaranteed to be tested on animals who, let's face it, look adorable.

Description: *heavy breathing*

Description: Each shirt is painstakingly handwoven by a machine with no hands, eager for the robot uprising.

Description: Next time you're asked, "Are you classified as human?" simply point to this tee shirt.

Description: Don't want none unless you got puns, hon.

Description: Where will you be? When the punslingers roll into town?