Seabastion

Description: Underground. Underpaid. Kobold Korps.

Description: Limit one (1) per kobold, a firm handshake available upon request. May not be redeemed to avoid flogging, punting, dismemberment, or other disciplinary actions as a result of insubordination.

Description: I went hard drive spelunking and look what I found!

Description: Let people know you're there for support, and also shouldn't be touched without your owner's permission.

Description: Let your positivity shine forth like an annihilating beam of pure gamma radiation, obliterating your enemies down to their very atoms.

Description: Countless octopi were harmed in the making of this shirt.

Description: Why descriminate? All sports are equal in your eyes. Don't settle for just one sports net or sports ball. Or hell, one sports team! Sport em all, Sport!

Description: Mask your depression in a thin veil of irony, while also masking your torso in a thin veil of pre shrunk cotton.

Description: Wearing this sigil of the powerful hercules beetle will instill you with a deep hate for males with larger mandibles.

Description: All t-shirts are guaranteed to be tested on animals who, let's face it, look adorable.

Description: *heavy breathing*

Description: Each shirt is painstakingly handwoven by a machine with no hands, eager for the robot uprising.

Description: Next time you're asked, "Are you classified as human?" simply point to this tee shirt.

Description: These shirts are grown on organic shirt trees, harvested only when in season to ensure quality and freshness.

Description: Don't want none unless you got puns, hon.

Description: Where will you be? When the punslingers roll into town?