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Description: Oftentimes people approach me and ask, word-for-word: "When will I be able to mount you on my wall and stare longingly into your lifeless orbs?" Until now, I have stumbled to come upon an agreeable answer.

Description: This cleverly designed vessel assists one or both of your hands in pouring hot liquid into your mouth. That's the big hole in your face, if you were as confused as I was.

Description: Fulfilling a lifelong dream, I have finally removed my skin. You are now free to pick and choose any desired color to replace the void where my pasty mess once sat. Use this power as unwisely as possible. I beg of you.

Description: Exact dates become somewhat difficult to pin down as the years rush past in a blink. Despite this fact, historians confirm this design is roughly 60% accurate.

Description: By popular demand: Smooth monogram goodness, with additional hood extract. I can't legally recommend that you taste the design, but research indicates you would not be disappointed.

Description: Sick to death of passersby having all the fun gawking at your monogram logo, but not being able to see it yourself? Possess an inanimate object with the initials so that you may gaze and gaze for days upon days.

Description: Put this below your face, and passersby are sure to notice your passion for elegant minimalist logo design. No one needs know why it says PJL, that will be our little secret.

Description: This illustration proudly displays PJL's penchant for burlap fashion, now with 25% more hood. Support your local Burlap Reclamation Facility by slapping it onto your torso. [Full disclosure: "Burlap Reclamation Facility Inc." is a subsidiary of "PJL: Secretly Just Buy More Coffee Enterprises"]

Description: This illustration proudly displays PJL's penchant for burlap fashion. Support your local Burlap Reclamation Facility by slapping it onto your torso. [Full disclosure: "Burlap Reclamation Facility Inc." is a subsidiary of "PJL: Secretly Just Buy More Coffee Enterprises"]