TransmitHim

Description: I'm not saying it's her fault, but she did not adequately prepare me for all this.

Description: I'm quite proud of that title pun, not gonna lie.

Description: Case in point: he insisted on pronouncing it "sub-ma-reen-er".

Description: Jim Bowen was a cruel man and now you can be like him.

Description: Sure, we all love the Earth (right?) but there's some scary stuff down there under the crust that should be dealt with by trained professionals/guys in mecha suits.

Description: Damn this shirt for being relevant again.

Description: Whispered secrets of a shattered age, I summon you, renew this aspiring sage.

Description: A deep statement about preservation and the fleeting nature of existence or just a warning from a video game save menu? I'll never tell.

Description: Seriously, they love me over there. If you're ever in town, look for Helmut. He's a madman!

Description: Look, we know it can be hard to keep up with trends. One minute it's all "video game Y is amazing, the best thing since sliced bread" and then BAM! It's all about movie X and you're behind the times. Well don't worry. This shirt's got your back (also front and upper arms).